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Why You Should Never Have Sex With Aliens
12-23-2015, 01:57 PM #1
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12-23-2015, 02:16 PM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
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Too late.

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12-23-2015, 02:20 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(12-23-2015, 02:16 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Too late.

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Yup.

But it's ok. I divorced the shit out of her.

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12-23-2015, 02:40 PM #4
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(12-23-2015, 02:16 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Too late.

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Sooooo...I'm not the only one...Ha haa haaa haaaa (*=*)
12-23-2015, 02:58 PM #5
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(12-23-2015, 02:45 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  Beautiful void is beyond s.. You should change it back to beyond s.

Burp..

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Or Cosmic August or Wykd Wych cuz there all me (*-*)
12-23-2015, 03:13 PM #6
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Is Isabelle Adjani gorgeous or what?! She also won Best Actress at the 1981 Cannes Film Festival for Possession - 1981 and she was awarded that highly coveted prize for disturbingly portraying a demented homicidal psychopath, while having a bizarre nervous breakdown, who also enjoys having sex with demons, as well as her horrifying alien baby miscarriage scene posted above...





12-23-2015, 06:52 PM #7
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(12-23-2015, 02:40 PM)Beautiful Void Wrote:  
(12-23-2015, 02:16 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Too late.

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Sooooo...I'm not the only one...Ha haa haaa haaaa (*=*)

Hell, no, you're not.
Lesson learned.

A really beautiful, dark-haired and sexy lady started
talking to me and asking me personal questions last
Sunday in the smoking lounge where I was quietly
enjoying a good cup of coffee and a cigarette.
Hell no.
As politely as I could, I just said:
"Look, pretty lady - I just need to shut the f**k up",
and left. No more demon aliens, please.

Feels like it'll be years, before I take my pants off
in anyone's bloody presence but my jolly own again.

People pretending to love me...but they just want
to feed their egos and shit and piss on all that most
fragile and tender stuff I show them. They respect me
and find me interesting - until they bed me. Then the
mere fact that they got me seduced seems to make me a
foul villain and a dick-brain.

I'll never ever understand women.
Not in a gazillion years.
But hell, yeah - I'm strange, too.
Just can't be angry at anyone.
Not interested in dishing out personal criticism at all.

Oh well...hatred cannot touch me.
Fuck it...I'll go out and deliberately get stinking
shitfaced. Happy and polite and endlessly friendly, as
always.

The message from Big Everything seems clear, though:
- Time to walk alone, come shine, rain or snow.
To get solid in oneself.

Yup.
I'm much more right in the head, now, than just a couple
of weeks ago.
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Sorry for personal rant 13.gif
about personal stuff 13.gif
Upside is, you don't hafta read it at all.

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12-23-2015, 07:37 PM #8
Coolchick Member
Posts:5,071 Threads:120 Joined:Mar 2013
you sure, op..?

cause she looks like she is enjoyin that..
just sayin..

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Just Plain Nuts.
12-23-2015, 10:53 PM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,078 Threads:719 Joined:Oct 2012
(12-23-2015, 06:52 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  
(12-23-2015, 02:40 PM)Beautiful Void Wrote:  
(12-23-2015, 02:16 PM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  Too late.

vic.gif
Sooooo...I'm not the only one...Ha haa haaa haaaa (*=*)

Hell, no, you're not.
Lesson learned.

A really beautiful, dark-haired and sexy lady started
talking to me and asking me personal questions last
Sunday in the smoking lounge where I was quietly
enjoying a good cup of coffee and a cigarette.
Hell no.
As politely as I could, I just said:
"Look, pretty lady - I just need to shut the f**k up",
and left. No more demon aliens, please.

Feels like it'll be years, before I take my pants off
in anyone's bloody presence but my jolly own again.

People pretending to love me...but they just want
to feed their egos and shït and piss on all that most
fragile and tender stuff I show them. They respect me
and find me interesting - until they bed me. Then the
mere fact that they got me seduced seems to make me a
foul villain and a dick-brain.

I'll never ever understand women.
Not in a gazillion years.
But hell, yeah - I'm strange, too.
Just can't be angry at anyone.
Not interested in dishing out personal criticism at all.

Oh well...hatred cannot touch me.
ğkk it...I'll go out and deliberately get stinking
shitfaced. Happy and polite and endlessly friendly, as
always.

The message from Big Everything seems clear, though:
- Time to walk alone, come shine, rain or snow.
To get solid in oneself.

Yup.
I'm much more right in the head, now, than just a couple
of weeks ago.
yay.gif

Sorry for personal rant 13.gif
about personal stuff 13.gif
Upside is, you don't hafta read it at all.

cheers.gif


Quote: "Shes just a devil woman With evil on her mind Beware of devil woman Shes gonna get you"

"If you're out on a moonlit night Be careful of the neighborhood strays"

"How a lady with long black hair Tried to win you with her feminine ways"

"Shes just a devil woman With evil on her mind Beware of devil woman Shes gonna get you"
12-23-2015, 11:37 PM #10
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[Image: man-sex-with-scorpion-mann-hat-sex-mit-s...n-bett.jpg]

Just Plain Nuts.
12-23-2015, 11:45 PM #11
Octo Mother Superior
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I have sex with an alien, but he's legal 13.gif
12-23-2015, 11:59 PM #12
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(12-23-2015, 11:45 PM)Octo Wrote:  I have sex with an alien, but he's legal 13.gif

is it very much like the first pic in this thread..?

Just Plain Nuts.
12-25-2015, 04:33 AM #13
Accidental Stoner Member
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....or much, much worse.

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12-25-2015, 10:39 AM #14
Ninelives Incognito
 
My X Alien, gave me the worst case of Green PTSD, one has ever seen !



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