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Why is it always the right foot that loses one sock?
03-15-2013, 12:46 AM #1
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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Gum boots, work boots, no boots, my right foot can not keep a sock on gaah.gif
03-15-2013, 12:50 AM #2
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Greg, the three year old, put his shoes on by himself. His father, Barry, noticed that the left shoe was on the right foot and vice-versa. He sat Greg down on a chair and said quietly, 'Greg, your shoes are on the wrong feet.'

He looked up at his father with a quizzical expression and replied, 'Don't mess me about, Dad, I know they're my feet.'

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03-15-2013, 12:50 AM #3
オタマジャクシ Member
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You will lose a left sock occasionally - but it is for a different pair of socks.
03-15-2013, 01:05 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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They go rogue and start posting on other forums. damned.gif
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03-15-2013, 01:22 AM #5
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(03-15-2013, 12:46 AM)Shadow Wrote:  Gum boots, work boots, no boots, my right foot can not keep a sock on gaah.gif


That's strange.

When I ever I go for my run it's always my right shoe that comes untied.

Hardly never me left.
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03-15-2013, 01:22 AM #6
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(03-15-2013, 01:05 AM)Octo Wrote:  They go rogue and start posting on other forums. damned.gif


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03-15-2013, 01:37 AM #7
Ruby Wolf Member
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I love questions like this...

Because usually the possible answers are profound revelations that go far beyond the seemingly insignificant surface...

Maybe its like which ever side of our brains we use the most,meaning which ever side is receiving more oxygen,the opposite side is the side we'll lose our socks...

So if our left brain hemisphere is functioning more normally,its the right foot sock that will end up being lost the most...
03-15-2013, 01:48 AM #8
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Which direction is she turning?

If you are doing this Shadow, this may explain the missing right sock.
03-15-2013, 02:17 AM #9
Ruby Wolf Member
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Which hemisphere of my brain is responsible for me always losing my paycheck?

Because as soon as i get paid,it disappears,everytime...

Oh yeah,stupid me,i almost forgot,i'm just cashing it for someone elses benefit, not my own (*-*)
03-15-2013, 02:25 AM #10
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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My paycheck goes into the void, just the same as socks do. beercheer.gif
03-15-2013, 02:47 AM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Geeze Shadow

for someone so bright as yourself ,,

simply ,,,

you never trim your nails on the right foot as closely as you do your left HAND

you are out of balance woman ,,,

clippers , and you're back to ,,, well , being a well balanced hoofer
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03-15-2013, 03:18 AM #12
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you lose the right sock because the other was left behind




rofl.gif come on you know that was funny! The right sock raptured/ascended chuckle.gif

03-15-2013, 03:25 AM #13
Ruby Wolf Member
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(03-15-2013, 03:18 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  you lose the right sock because the other was left behind




rofl.gif come on you know that was funny! The right sock raptured/ascended chuckle.gif

That was funny (*-*)

The right socks are the ones that get sucked through an interdimensional vortex and into another reality,because the left socks are always out in left field (*-*)
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03-15-2013, 03:27 AM #14
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(03-15-2013, 03:25 AM)Beyond Smolensk Wrote:  
(03-15-2013, 03:18 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  you lose the right sock because the other was left behind




rofl.gif come on you know that was funny! The right sock raptured/ascended chuckle.gif

That was funny (*-*)

The right socks are the ones that get sucked through an interdimensional vortex and into another reality,because the left socks are always out in left field (*-*)


chuckle.gif
03-15-2013, 03:31 AM #15
Ruby Wolf Member
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In reality there is no left or right sock,theres only left and right feet and people use to wear their socks on their heads as hats for sleeping,just visualize ebenezer scrooge to see what i mean......



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