Why you should never Lasso a Shark and get in the water with it

**Stiggy** · 05-07-2017, 01:04 PM

Quote:A man who tried to lassoo a shark like a cowboy was left seriously injured after the sea beast took a bite out of his leg.

Josh 'Ferrett' Neille, 29, threw a rope at the nine-foot predator in north Queensland, Australia.

But the shark struck back tearing a chunk out of his right thigh and leaving him drenched in blood.

Neille then pulled the shark from the water using the rope and killed it.

Read the rest: dailymail.co.uk

I've lived in Florida all my life, and know there are some things you should never do, and this is one of those some things.

Are Aussies really this dense?

05-07-2017, 01:34 PM

Poetic justice.

**Octo** · 05-07-2017, 01:36 PM

Crikey!

**Accidental Stoner** · 05-07-2017, 03:37 PM

Darwin Awards candidate.

**JayRodney** · 05-07-2017, 03:37 PM

What an idiot.
Serves him right FFS.

**Accidental Stoner** · 05-07-2017, 03:38 PM

Anybody hear from that crocodile guy lately..?

**Octo** · 05-07-2017, 04:18 PM

Dundee?

**Accidental Stoner** · 05-07-2017, 04:24 PM

**Kreeper** · 05-07-2017, 04:52 PM

Awww...

What a shame.

It missed his balls and he can still reproduce.

**Kreeper** · 05-07-2017, 04:54 PM

(05-07-2017, 01:04 PM)Stiggy Wrote: I've lived in Florida all my life, and know there are some things you should never do,

Like run into the water and play in the middle of the sardine and mullet schools?

**eclipsed** · 05-07-2017, 05:18 PM

my first thought was gawd~! i hope he doesnt reproduce.

secondly, hes in the water and acts so surprised when it bites him.

lastly, methinks hes overcompensating.

**JayRodney** · 05-07-2017, 05:28 PM

(05-07-2017, 05:18 PM)eclipsed Wrote: lastly, methinks hes overcompensating.

Uh huh.
Bet there's a "shortcoming" somewhere aside from the obvious mental one.

**eclipsed** · 05-07-2017, 05:41 PM

(05-07-2017, 05:28 PM)JayRodney Wrote:
(05-07-2017, 05:18 PM)eclipsed Wrote: lastly, methinks hes overcompensating.

Uh huh.
Bet there's a "shortcoming" somewhere aside from the obvious mental one.

there was the moment i decided to tell my kids to make sure and TEST DRIVE IT before you marry it.
holy moley!

**JayRodney** · 05-07-2017, 06:55 PM

There's always some moron that wants to poke a stick in a hornets nest.

05-07-2017, 08:50 PM

(05-07-2017, 05:41 PM)eclipsed Wrote:
(05-07-2017, 05:28 PM)JayRodney Wrote:
(05-07-2017, 05:18 PM)eclipsed Wrote: lastly, methinks hes overcompensating.

Uh huh.
Bet there's a "shortcoming" somewhere aside from the obvious mental one.

there was the moment i decided to tell my kids to make sure and TEST DRIVE IT before you marry it.
holy moley!

I told my daughter the same thing, and that a mans height and shoe size didn't matter.