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Woman Becomes ‘Engaged’ to Chandelier
12-10-2017, 02:54 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:A woman has become “engaged” to her favorite chandelier, according to a report.

33-year-old Amanda Liberty from Leeds, England, reportedly proposed to the chandelier on Valentine’s Day, however she will be “continuing an open relationship with the rest of her collection of 25 chandeliers,” according to Inside Edition.

“You can’t control who you fall in love with and things just went from there,” explained Liberty, who added that she saw her “fiancée” Lumiere on eBay last year.

Inside Edition reported, “The nearly 30-inch wide chandelier is an antique and had to be shipped over from Germany,” and, “Although Lumiere is the only chandelier that wears a ring,” Liberty “loves all the light fixtures in her collection.”
Read more: breitbart.com

This is not my idea of lamping* but to each their own I suppose.





* sitting around the house lighting up.

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12-10-2017, 03:04 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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12-10-2017, 03:18 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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She could cheat with a flashlight, just sayin'.

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12-10-2017, 03:20 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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12-10-2017, 03:22 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Oh well, watching her stroke those faux candles wasn't weird at all.

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12-10-2017, 05:41 PM #6
Meh Member
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blink.gif Just keep marching toward extinction.
12-10-2017, 08:55 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Let's just pray that this one has her Tubes tied .
12-11-2017, 01:00 PM #8
Accidental Stoner Member
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Some might argue for institutionalizing the patient
for public safety.

I'm alright with the benevolent, harmless crazies.
I say let them run free.
Like the wind.

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She doesn't seem to be the type of mental case
to snap and bomb the mall one day.

But then again...who knows...irrational behaviour
is what it is 13.gif She shouldn't be surprised if
people start avoiding her after she went public.
12-11-2017, 03:05 PM #9
Strigoi Diavolul
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chuckle.gif batshit batboy.jpg

Un Strigoi printre noi
12-11-2017, 05:23 PM #10
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Um Guys ,,,

Not sure yet ,,, but isn't this the same Lady from back in 2009 , had the Delusion that
she was the reincarnated spirit of " The Statue of Liberty "

she said she believed so , because she was born on July 4th 1976 , 200 anniversary thing .

right ? blink.gif
12-13-2017, 04:43 PM #11
Adde All in Moderation
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blink.gif Slow news day.
12-13-2017, 04:43 PM #12
Adde All in Moderation
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blink.gif Slow news day.
12-13-2017, 04:49 PM #13
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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(12-13-2017, 04:43 PM)Adde Wrote:  blink.gif  Slow news day.

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gee ,,, ya think ? rofl.gif
12-13-2017, 06:55 PM #14
Stiggy Member
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lmao.gif I agree that was awful, I've had more newsworthy farts.



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