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Woman finds alien in a can of tuna
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02-04-2015, 07:38 AM #1
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How the creature looked when Ms Butler opened up the tin Credit: SWNS

A woman opened a tin of Princes Tuna Chunks to find a tiny creature with prominent black eyes and a tail looking back at her.

Zoe Butler, 28, from Nottingham, was opening the canned fish for her daughter's dinner but screamed in horror when she saw what looked like a "gut sack" with eyes..

"I opened the top of the lid and saw a purply thing, a gut sack or intestine – then I turned it round and pushed it with a fork and saw it looking back at me," she told Nottingham Post.

"It's got like a spiny tail along the bottom – it's quite grim," she added. "I dropped the fork, jumped back, screamed a bit and shouted for my nan to come and have a look."
The rest ~ http://www.itv.com/news/2015-02-03/woman...n-of-tuna/
02-04-2015, 07:57 AM #2
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It's my son! damned.gif

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ohnobody Show this Post
02-04-2015, 08:14 AM #3
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Smells like tuna and has crabs...
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Humm...
02-04-2015, 08:20 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Looks nothing like Jesus. Going to be hard to sell on ebay 13.gif
02-04-2015, 08:21 AM #5
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(02-04-2015, 08:14 AM)ohnobody Wrote:  Smells like tuna and has crabs...
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Humm...

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02-04-2015, 08:22 AM #6
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(02-04-2015, 08:20 AM)Octo Wrote:  Looks nothing like Jesus. Going to be hard to sell on ebay 13.gif

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02-04-2015, 09:05 AM #7
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02-04-2015, 10:18 AM #8
White Ribbon call me
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i can see the resemblance to jesus, fer reel.. and i have to be honest it gave me a mild erectïon.. blink.gif thats how i know its jesus.. amen..
failboat Show this Post
02-04-2015, 03:21 PM #9
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yummy... damned.gif
02-04-2015, 03:41 PM #10
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"I screamed in horror as it looked back at me" Ha haa haaa haaaa (*-*)

"Then i realized that i was looking into a mirror" Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa (*=*)

"While seeing my own reflection upon the shiny metal surface of the tuna fish can" Ha haa haaa haaaa (*===*)

İmage
02-04-2015, 03:47 PM #11
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Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa (*=*)

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02-04-2015, 03:51 PM #12
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Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa (*=*)

02-04-2015, 04:59 PM #13
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(02-04-2015, 03:41 PM)Cosmic August Wrote:  "I screamed in horror as it looked back at me" Ha haa haaa haaaa (*-*)

"And then I realized that I was looking into a mirror" Ha haa haaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa (*=*)

İmage

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