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Woman's car attacked by self-identified 'high elf' battling evil
05-19-2014, 07:32 PM #1
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The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding elf.

But that's what happened around 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison.

A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car.

She called 911, reporting that "a pirate" was attacking her car.
Read more: http://www.katu.com/news/local/Womans-ca...l?mobile=y

The suspect was cited for criminal mischief & taken to Providence Hospital. Oh and BTW, did I mention he was tripping on acid? lmao.gif

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05-19-2014, 07:36 PM #2
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05-19-2014, 07:36 PM #3
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05-19-2014, 07:40 PM #4
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I bet he was pretty insulted being mistaken for a pirate chuckle.gif

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05-19-2014, 07:41 PM #5
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05-19-2014, 08:20 PM #6
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i am exactly one half mile from where this went down .

St. Francis Church on S.E. 12th and Morrison ( 5 blocks away from
this incident ) has a daily dinner for these freaks .
and that area is full of blubbering snot sniffers who burnt their brains using
them for a sponge for drugs .

I've seen that guy many times in the middle of the street , directing traffic with his
sword ,,

if you drive past him at more than 25mph , he takes a swipe at your car .

He'll be back at that same site this afternoon , just in time for the
next rush hour .

Nothing can be done with these people , they are too far gone .

so they just try to keep them alive by feeding them each day .



and "He" is one of the more SANE sunna bitches in this freak show of a town .

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05-19-2014, 08:21 PM #7
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05-20-2014, 05:40 PM #8
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(05-19-2014, 08:20 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  i am exactly one half mile from where this went down .

St. Francis Church on S.E. 12th and Morrison ( 5 blocks away from
this incident ) has a daily dinner for these freaks .
and that area is full of blubbering snot sniffers who burnt their brains using
them for a sponge for drugs .

I've seen that guy many times in the middle of the street , directing traffic with his
sword ,,

if you drive past him at more than 25mph , he takes a swipe at your car .

He'll be back at that same site this afternoon , just in time for the
next rush hour .

Nothing can be done with these people , they are too far gone .

so they just try to keep them alive by feeding them each day .



and "He" is one of the more SANE sunna bitches in this freak show of a town .

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05-20-2014, 06:11 PM #9
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I have no clue

but if I had my wish

roast Bum .

where this city has the highest per capita of BUMS in the U.S.

I think we could feed China with Roasted Bum in a can .

and still have enough left over Bum , to feed Africa with dessert thrown in
06-28-2014, 07:47 PM #10
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Told you so ,,

Here is the Helmeted Culprit

I live real close by

to follow will be his Abode on the sidewalk

with both of his stolen bikes .
06-28-2014, 07:57 PM #11
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06-28-2014, 08:04 PM #12
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Not Very Elfish , is he ?

just strollin' the streets ,, policing traffic with a sword , and a little Schizophrenia .

Nice ,

and he is just one , of perhaps 10 homeless that live on this one city block

as you look around from this corner , there is at least one homeless person
on every corner .

as you drive down this street , you will see 3 to 4 per block .
06-28-2014, 08:08 PM #13
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And here is the Homestead

Both those Bikes are expensive stolen bikes

In this area , if your bike was stolen , just cruise around this street .

This is what I live with ,, Like A whole flock flew over the cucoo's Nest ,,,
and landed right here in Portland ,,,

the homeless Capital of the U.S.
06-28-2014, 08:26 PM #14
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Gee like i wonder what big pharma pushed psych dope this deranged lunatic was and probably still is spaced out on while being allowed to stalk and lurk amongst normal society raping and burning and killing because sickos like this psycho keep the police in business at the horrible expense of our terrorized and slaughtered innocence...



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