Now would one of you Alien - so called - owners give me a bone?
Here's the situation I have. One owner, Octo, passed out on the floor being fed alcohol through a pipe, The other JR, is, well, I don't know what you would call it but it's not human!
Don't let them in on the fact that I can use the internet. That would send them crazy Aliens "Barking Mad"!
Ps can someone give me a bowl of beer. Woof.