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Worst News Report Ever: Can someone explain this to me?
07-19-2012, 04:07 PM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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rofl.gif My long good laff for the day. Thanks everyone.

Just looking for any updates to this story....from article...

“I got it a bucket of water and it stuck its head in it,” Stevens said. “Larry got some video of the deer under the car.”

... picked up the virus when she touched the water, into which the deer had "deposited saliva," ...

OK, so Theresa is the one who got the bucket of water and Larry took a vid of the deer under the car. I did a quick search for the vid, but couldn't find anything ... yet. They are saying Theresa picked up the virus from touching the water (obviously she had breaks in her skin on her hand for the virus to enter).

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/17...80527.html
07-19-2012, 04:18 PM #17
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Biere.
07-19-2012, 05:56 PM #18
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I got this from the video:

Quote:Stevens, whose home is directly behind Jolly Roger Discount Liquors...


Quote:When the Stevenses went back outside, the doe was lying beneath their Toyota Corolla.


Quote:The deer was emaciated and appeared to have been injured, probably by a vehicle strike

Quote:Stevens pushed the deer away, grabbed her dog, and awakened her husband, Larry...


Looks like Larry did a little drinking. When he ran out of liquor he rode over to the Jolly Roger for some more liquid courage only to find they were closed. Angered over not being able to drink more liquor he returned home to discover a doe ran in his driveway which he promptly ran over out of spite. Why should that damn doe be free to eat what it wants if he can't have his liquor? Then smacked his wife around a bit because he was still pissed about the liquor and the new dents in his car. Mother Theresa, being the kind hearted codependent she is, blamed her bruises on the doe which she felt sorry for and decided to give water While she was giving water to the helpless doe a bat flew over and pissed on both of them giving them rabies.

Moral of the story? Always be sure to live next door to a 24hr liquor store.

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07-19-2012, 06:01 PM #19
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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I can't wait to see Larry's video, after he uploads it (what's taking so long?). Then we'll see about the pissing bat theory. 13.gif



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