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Yo mamma
07-06-2012, 07:32 AM #1
smart-ass Member
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Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote!


Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.


Yo mama is so scary that people go as her for Halloween.


Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthda

y!
Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away.


Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.

Beware of the booger eater he'snot full uhoh.gif
07-06-2012, 10:56 AM #2
Accidental Stoner Member
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wtf2.gif

butbutbut at least she said I was a handsome lad..?

13.gif

in 1979, that was.



Remember it clearly.
07-06-2012, 11:24 AM #3
smart-ass Member
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(07-06-2012, 10:56 AM)Accidental Stoner Wrote:  wtf2.gif

butbutbut at least she said I was a handsome lad..?

13.gif

in 1979, that was.



Remember it clearly.
if you 2u puffed together maybe she thought you were a bag of dorito'schuckle.gif

Beware of the booger eater he'snot full uhoh.gif
07-06-2012, 11:31 AM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
07-06-2012, 11:50 AM #5
Jed Member
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Yer mammies so fugly she
signed up fer a fugly pageant.
She was disqualified on account o'
they don't allow professionals. coffeetime.gif
07-06-2012, 11:53 AM #6
smart-ass Member
Posts:281 Threads:26 Joined:Jul 2012
(07-06-2012, 11:50 AM)Jed Wrote:  Yer mammies so fugly she
signed up fer a fugly pageant.
She was disqualified on account o'
they don't allow professionals. coffeetime.gif
lmao.giflmao.giflmao.gif

Quote:Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
rofl.gifrofl.gif

Beware of the booger eater he'snot full uhoh.gif
07-06-2012, 11:55 AM #7
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,621 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
07-06-2012, 06:22 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,607 Threads:636 Joined:Feb 2011
Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on the dark.






I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-06-2012, 06:30 PM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
(07-06-2012, 06:22 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  My white Mama


OMG! lmao.gif lmao.gif
07-06-2012, 07:55 PM #10
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,607 Threads:636 Joined:Feb 2011
chuckle.gif

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-06-2012, 08:09 PM #11
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
Yo mamma likes her other son more.

İmage

Biere.
07-06-2012, 08:12 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,621 Threads:1,469 Joined:Feb 2011
Who wouldn't? He's so cute!


damned.gif
07-06-2012, 08:20 PM #13
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,607 Threads:636 Joined:Feb 2011
İmage

I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-06-2012, 08:27 PM #14
Strigoi Member
Posts:691 Threads:45 Joined:Mar 2011
(07-06-2012, 11:50 AM)Jed Wrote:  Yer mammies so fugly she
signed up fer a fugly pageant.
She was disqualified on account o'
they don't allow professionals. coffeetime.gif

lmao.gif lol.gif rofl.gif

(07-06-2012, 08:09 PM)yankees Wrote:  Yo mamma likes her other son more.

İmage


Is he single? lmao.gif
07-06-2012, 08:36 PM #15
yankees skier
Posts:5,898 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
lmao.gif I'm sure he's available.

Biere.



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