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You cannot escape poop bacteria
04-16-2018, 08:21 PM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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You may have heard there’s poop bacteria getting sprayed all over people’s hands by bathroom hand dryers. But did you know there’s poop bacteria everywhere!?

That’s right. While you’ve been freaking out over individual headlines suggesting that a tiny amount of fecal bacteria is lurking on your hands or faucets or what-have-you, those studies have been amassing into a whole body of research that shows pretty definitively that bacteria from our poop is absolutely everywhere. Here’s a short list of all the places scientists have found poop bacteria:

1.    On computer keyboards
2.  In your kitchen sponge, on the kitchen drain, and on your kitchen sink faucet handles (By the way, this same study found that kitchens had more fecal bacteria than bathrooms! Toilet seats were actually one of the least contaminated spots in the whole house.)
3.   All over your phone
4.    In a “fecal veneer” on indoor climbing walls
5.    Hanging out on grocery shopping carts
6.    On your shoes (duh)
7.    Inside all of your clothes, probably because you wash them with your underwear—which contains a tenth of a gram (!!) of fecal bacteria per pair, on average
8.    Surrounding you in every hotel room you’ve ever been in
9.    Literally in the air you breathe

We could go on, but we won’t.

https://www.popsci.com/poop-is-everywhere

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04-16-2018, 08:34 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Jesus Christ, that's nasty.
Poop jokes aren't my fave, but they're a solid #2.

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04-16-2018, 08:43 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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The poo spreading dryers are exactly why I never wash my hands and not getting poo in the wash is why I never wear underwear.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-16-2018, 08:54 PM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Good solution Commando Kreeper. Remind me not to throw my jeans in with yours.

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04-16-2018, 08:55 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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04-16-2018, 09:08 PM #6
RiskyRob Master Blaster
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I'm a Breatharian, so I have evolved far beyond all of that animal behavior.
04-16-2018, 09:42 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif Good deal.

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04-16-2018, 09:42 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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Good for you chuckle.gif
04-16-2018, 10:58 PM #9
Adde All in Moderation
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I knew better than to click on this thread, but just couldn't help myself.

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04-17-2018, 12:11 AM #10
Meh Member
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(04-16-2018, 08:54 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao.gif  Good solution Commando Kreeper.

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04-17-2018, 02:03 AM #11
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(04-16-2018, 08:43 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  The poo spreading dryers are exactly why I never wash my hands and not getting poo in the wash is why I never wear underwear.



Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your

vehicle...

From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
04-17-2018, 02:36 AM #12
Adde All in Moderation
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04-17-2018, 11:26 AM #13
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04-17-2018, 11:46 AM #14
Mars Member
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Great thread, makes my cinnamon bun taste so much better. damned.gif
04-17-2018, 02:44 PM #15
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lmao.gif +1000 This thread has everything wrong with it, including poop and hanging balls.



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