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01-20-2015, 04:41 PM #1
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This Woman Faked Her Own Death To Break Up With A Bad Date

She took things into her own hands, and pretended to be her own sister, texting him that she was very sick:

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Things got worse when he offered to come visit.

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At that point it was time to whip out another lie.

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Then he insisted.

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So, naturally she had to kill herself.

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Read more: mtv.com

lmao.gif Probably would have been less painless to tell the truth? 15.gif

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01-20-2015, 04:53 PM #2
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01-20-2015, 05:00 PM #3
jaydoom i am doom
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ha ha ...
01-20-2015, 05:23 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Like my mom says, if you're going to lie you need a really good memory 13.gif
01-20-2015, 05:32 PM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
When she literally wont give you the time of day...

When she rolls over and plays dead every time you wanna get laid...

When you walk into a room and she and her so called friends suddenly stop talking or continue with hushed whispers...

Taking the phrases "kill a conversation when you walk into a room" and "kill an online chat when you post in a thread" to another stuck up self centered high on myself level...

When you say hi to her and she walks by silently eyes straight ahead as if you dont exist in her extra special little soap opera world...

When she opens and closes the door in your face without holding it open for you even though she knows damn well that your walking right in back of her...

When you coincidently show up at the same place and time as her twice on the same day and she accuses you of stalking her...

She should be so lucky cuz it just couldnt possibly be the other way around...

When she thinks and acts like her t#ts and a## are the only t#ts and a## on planet earth...

When in other words she thinks her sh#t doesnt stink...

(Originally released by the Meat Puppets in 1984 but i cant find a decent studio version by them)

01-20-2015, 07:25 PM #6
misterbumps Member
Posts:1,051 Threads:38 Joined:Apr 2012
brilliant!

I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
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01-20-2015, 07:54 PM #7
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(01-20-2015, 05:32 PM)Cosmic August Wrote:  When she literally wont give you the time of day...

When she rolls over and plays dead every time you wanna get laid...

When you walk into a room and she and her so called friends suddenly stop talking or continue with hushed whispers...

Taking the phrases "kill a conversation when you walk into a room" and "kill an online chat when you post in a thread" to another stuck up self centered high on myself level...

When you say hi to her and she walks by silently eyes straight ahead as if you dont exist in her extra special little soap opera world...

When she opens and closes the door in your face without holding it open for you even though she knows damn well that your walking right in back of her...

When you coincidently show up at the same place and time as her twice on the same day and she accuses you of stalking her...

She should be so lucky cuz it just couldnt possibly be the other way around...

When she thinks and acts like her t#ts and a## are the only t#ts and a## on planet earth...

When in other words she thinks her sh#t doesnt stink...

(Originally released by the Meat Puppets in 1984 but i cant find a decent studio version by them)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvhaDlekKlMembedded

i thought this thread is going to be about you. lol.gif
01-21-2015, 01:31 PM #8
Cloud Atlas Member
Posts:532 Threads:98 Joined:Aug 2013
see this movie



“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
01-21-2015, 01:59 PM #9
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(01-20-2015, 07:54 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(01-20-2015, 05:32 PM)Cosmic August Wrote:  When she literally wont give you the time of day...

When she rolls over and plays dead every time you wanna get laid...

When you walk into a room and she and her so called friends suddenly stop talking or continue with hushed whispers...

Taking the phrases "kill a conversation when you walk into a room" and "kill an online chat when you post in a thread" to another stuck up self centered high on myself level...

When you say hi to her and she walks by silently eyes straight ahead as if you dont exist in her extra special little soap opera world...

When she opens and closes the door in your face without holding it open for you even though she knows damn well that your walking right in back of her...

When you coincidently show up at the same place and time as her twice on the same day and she accuses you of stalking her...

She should be so lucky cuz it just couldnt possibly be the other way around...

When she thinks and acts like her t#ts and a## are the only t#ts and a## on planet earth...

When in other words she thinks her sh#t doesnt stink...

(Originally released by the Meat Puppets in 1984 but i cant find a decent studio version by them)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvhaDlekKlMembedded

i thought this thread is going to be about you. lol.gif

meow..

all his problems could be solved if he just turned gay.. the way women have treated him he may as well.. 13.gif
failboat Show this Post
01-21-2015, 03:38 PM #10
failboat Incognito Anonymous
 
(01-21-2015, 01:59 PM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(01-20-2015, 07:54 PM)failboat Wrote:  
(01-20-2015, 05:32 PM)Cosmic August Wrote:  When she literally wont give you the time of day...

When she rolls over and plays dead every time you wanna get laid...

When you walk into a room and she and her so called friends suddenly stop talking or continue with hushed whispers...

Taking the phrases "kill a conversation when you walk into a room" and "kill an online chat when you post in a thread" to another stuck up self centered high on myself level...

When you say hi to her and she walks by silently eyes straight ahead as if you dont exist in her extra special little soap opera world...

When she opens and closes the door in your face without holding it open for you even though she knows damn well that your walking right in back of her...

When you coincidently show up at the same place and time as her twice on the same day and she accuses you of stalking her...

She should be so lucky cuz it just couldnt possibly be the other way around...

When she thinks and acts like her t#ts and a## are the only t#ts and a## on planet earth...

When in other words she thinks her sh#t doesnt stink...

(Originally released by the Meat Puppets in 1984 but i cant find a decent studio version by them)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvhaDlekKlMembedded

i thought this thread is going to be about you. lol.gif

meow..

all his problems could be solved if he just turned gay.. the way women have treated him he may as well.. 13.gif

because being gay is just a decision you make. yup.gif
01-21-2015, 05:14 PM #11
Ruby Wolf Member
Posts:10,786 Threads:721 Joined:Oct 2012
Like hey let me tell ya in all seriousness this works both ways...

So Kritterbox guys and gals heres some hard learned advice and a warning...

Every so often try going home early from work without telling her or him thats what your gonna do...

Just suddenly show up and may the eye opening heart crushing faith shattering truth you'll often see and find set you free from the imprisoning delusions of your mind...

For the one who really likes you the one who really wants you is out there waiting only a breath and a heart beat away...



Quote: Baby's into runnin' around
Hanging with the crowd
Putting your business in the street talking out loud
Saying you bought her this and that
And how much you done spent
I swear she must believe it's all heaven sent
Hey boy, you better bring the chick around
To the sad, sad truth, the dirty lowdown

(Whooooo, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)
Taught her how to talk like that
(Whooooo, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)
Gave her that big idea

Nothing you can't handle, nothing you ain't got
Put the money on the table and drive it off the lot
Turn on that ole lovelight and turn a maybe to a yes
Same old schoolboy game got you into this mess
Hey son, better get on back to town
Face the sad old truth, the dirty lowdown

(Whooooo, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)
Put those ideas in your head
(Whooooo, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)

Come on back down earth, son
Dig the low, low, low, low lowdown

You ain't got to be so bad got to be so cold
This dog eat dog existence sure is getting old
Got to have a Jones for this Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
You gonna come back around
To the sad, sad truth, the dirty lowdown

(Whooooo, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)
Got you thinking like that boy
(Whooooo, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)

(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)
(Say whooooo, I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who)
Ooooooh look out for that lowdown
That dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty lowdown
(Whoooo I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder who, ohh, ohh)
Got you thinking like that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowdown_(Boz_Scaggs_song)



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