Husband [cool] : be back in a minute darling
Wife [angry] : the dog, the dog, you always take the dog, and it's been months since you took me out.
Husband [confused] : But honey, really? you want to piss outside?
Happy New Year Kritters
Wife [angry] : the dog, the dog, you always take the dog, and it's been months since you took me out.
Husband [confused] : But honey, really? you want to piss outside?
Happy New Year Kritters
“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
Happy New Year CA! 
