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Your Christmas Turkey - How do you make it?
12-22-2012, 06:34 PM #16
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Haven't eaten meat at all the last 36 years.
Afraid I'd hardly do any better than Mr Bean here:



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12-22-2012, 06:40 PM #17
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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rofl.gif rofl.gif Mr bean

12-22-2012, 06:41 PM #18
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Blew snotbubbles and peed my pants when that episode first aired lmao.gif
12-23-2012, 12:37 AM #19
ocker1 Member
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Crikey a friend of mine's got her daughter visiting from the states , and she wanted to get a turkey for the Christmas dinner ( NZ is hot at Xmas so its usually a barbie on the beach ) anyway she hunted high an low An she finally got a real small one fer SIXTY NINE DOLLARS !!!

12-23-2012, 12:46 AM #20
Octo Mother Superior
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That sounds a bit over the top for a small turkey. How small is real small? I paid around that for our huge Thanksgiving turkey.

I paid €14.99 for this Xmas turkey that's just under 4 kilos.

12-23-2012, 01:31 AM #21
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My wife and I do the brine and aromatics route ala Alton Brown most every year; makes an incredibly flavorful and moist bird as well as making the kitchen (and a good deal of the house as well) smell really yummy.

If you do the brine, however, make sure you hit the bird at 450-500 degrees F for the first 20-30 minutes to crisp up the skin golden brown. We didn't the first time we did the recipe and the skin never got crispy in spite of the stick of butter my wife gives the bird a nice massage with before it goes in.
12-23-2012, 01:41 AM #22
Octo Mother Superior
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Ani! hug.gif Brining is a good idea, we've been doing that too. I'll have to google Alton Brown and see what's going on there. Thanks for the tip on the temperature, we'll try that. cheers.gif
12-23-2012, 08:45 PM #23
jj elliott Member
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1 maid
2 bottles of jack

naked lass cooking it

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close cover before striking

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12-23-2012, 08:50 PM #24
Octo Mother Superior
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Great recipe!


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12-23-2012, 08:50 PM #25
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lol.gif It doesn't get any better than that! yay.gif

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12-23-2012, 08:52 PM #26
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(12-23-2012, 08:45 PM)jj elliott Wrote:  1 maid
2 bottles of jack

naked lass cooking it

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You win!


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12-23-2012, 08:54 PM #27
jj elliott Member
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(12-23-2012, 08:50 PM)Octo Wrote:  Great recipe!


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thanks and when she's done you can see if she gobble gobbles chuckle.gif

close cover before striking

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12-23-2012, 08:58 PM #28
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif take plenty of pics! lol.gif

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12-24-2012, 05:58 PM #29
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get a wife turkey will be cooked and served chuckle.gif

Beware of the booger eater he'snot full uhoh.gif
12-24-2012, 06:31 PM #30
Octo Mother Superior
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A wife turkey?

Hot or not? hmm.gif

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