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Zakk is here! Fighting the Freemasons,SecretService,FBI and Aliens!
03-06-2011, 11:02 PM #1
Zakk Member
Posts:7 Threads:3 Joined:Mar 2011
Hi, im Zakk, nice to meet you. Im an alien hunter, anti masonic entity who was told to join the masons or DIE, and to be jesus or die by the united states secret service... this is after they bragged they stole the ark and more from Tulls Bay NC ... (Im Zakk Tull btw).

Jay asked me to come here, so I have and I must say it looks nice over here!

Ill post my whole story here and use this thread to continue it!

Have a nice day!

03-06-2011, 11:06 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,968 Threads:1,566 Joined:Feb 2011
Zakk! damned.gif

lol j/k. Welcome wave.gif
03-06-2011, 11:06 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,185 Threads:1,485 Joined:Feb 2011
Welcome Zakk! It's been a long time, good to see you! cheers.gif Hope you have been well yay.gif


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03-06-2011, 11:18 PM #4
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
So Zakk is here now huh? This place is beginning to resemble the old glp. cheers.gif Very nice!
03-07-2011, 02:37 AM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,222 Threads:233 Joined:Feb 2011
(03-06-2011, 11:18 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  So Zakk is here now huh? This place is beginning to resemble the old glp. cheers.gif Very nice!

we have us a : Ex-Zakk-Tully thread!!!cheers.gif

HEY! Zakk,,, here is some Sad Lizard Math.

Solve this one for us Zakky-poo


" If a Bi-pedal Marsupial, stranded on an abandoned railroad track,
with a Broken Fallopian Tube,

can Hatch 1.7 Billion Bowling Ball Eggs
in 3.2 mega squats

and a Half Witted Wallaby can sneeze out of it's snout, 4.8 milliliters
of snake shit,,,,,
in less time/space then it takes an,,,

Effigy of a dead Ronald Regan Doll to pinch off a shit the size of a Rugby Ball

How long would the Dick on a Sub Atomic Nuclear Ark of the Covenant be able to maintain

Now that right there, is some hard ass Lizard Math folks

03-07-2011, 02:49 AM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,185 Threads:1,485 Joined:Feb 2011
hmm.gif 37.gif


03-07-2011, 02:52 AM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,222 Threads:233 Joined:Feb 2011
That may be a Bit to hard to figure out,,, even for the Sad Lizards, much less our Genius BOT
Zakkie Tullis

So, not to over burn the server and the hard drive

i'll promote an easier Lizard Math problem.

If a Freemason Farts Fair
and the Pope Farts the Blood and Body of a Christ in a Gay Bathhouse

and if a Priest, in the throws of ecstatic Pedophilia,,,
farts whipped Cream out his ass in a Hot-tub at that Gay Bathhouse

and Paris Hilton can wink off a plaster of Paris Phallus
with her Plastic Eyelashes.,,,, from across the Disco

and if Britney Spears can suck my dick until my head caves in, while she snorts Bath-tub Meth
off her Visa Card.

Can China see two Suns
while it takes three days
for the day after yesterday to show
us where The C.I.A. shoved the Ark up an Apes ass


How long does it take a Gay Marine not to tell and not to ask.

03-07-2011, 03:20 AM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,990 Threads:756 Joined:Feb 2011
If that gay Marine is a female it will be likade split.

Don't know too much about gay men.

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-07-2011, 03:33 AM #9
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,222 Threads:233 Joined:Feb 2011
Pizza Foaming on a slat board
03-07-2011, 04:25 AM #10
yankees skier
Posts:5,032 Threads:215 Joined:Feb 2011
Welcome, newbies must pay a biere tithe weekly. beercheer.gif

03-07-2011, 04:39 AM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,222 Threads:233 Joined:Feb 2011
heh heh
Yanks,,, if i was a newbie,,, heh heh
i'd tithe 40 barrels just to read this thread ALONE....

After all, Zakk was run over by a Car while he slept in the Bushes of a center Median
on Pacific Coast Highway in Santa Monica about 6 years or so ago, died dead as a fish that he smelled like.

well,,,, who can trust the Tabloids anyway?
03-07-2011, 05:06 AM #12
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
Welcome Zakk Tull! beercheer.gif yes I remember your threads, won't pretend I could decipher them though lol. CA keeps me guessing enough 13.gif
03-07-2011, 05:10 AM #13
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,185 Threads:1,485 Joined:Feb 2011
damned.gif I actually understand Zakk somehow, sometimes. But admittedly not always. 37.gif


03-07-2011, 08:06 AM #14
Zakk Member
Posts:7 Threads:3 Joined:Mar 2011
Ummm... this thread is over the top, and thank you. CA- ummm you know the situation too well, mocked everything too well, used the number and word system 'they' use to well , and ummm.. know me too well.

What the frick made you post the above 'code'? its only proof. And let me guess, most people here will understand it... I only get parts of it, but its clearly 'code'... that is derived from my story and 'whats real' and still is.

Once again, you have proven that people know my story is real, and 100% the truth, in front of a satanic cult that did it and said its fake and to the death...

Yeah, so I ran away from the east, to grow up in the west and crash on the side of the curb in the bushes in palasaides park in front of the fbi,cia and secret service for 5 years...

yes, I did.

its logged on google daily for over 8 years also, and on GLP (ack!) ...

I assume you all here will let me continue to do so here...

Please provide more 'code' that is some crazy shit.

03-07-2011, 08:08 AM #15
Zakk Member
Posts:7 Threads:3 Joined:Mar 2011
http://www.tullsbaymarina.hostei.com/ still stands in front of the entire planet 100% real.

You can list the agencies who skipped me, lied about everything and said fake and to the death to cover up what they did now for over 8 years ....

cuz they fucked me, and lied about everything and said join the freemasons or die, and be jesus or die ...

and everyone verified it....

cant lie to the eye who see's everything!



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