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Zakk is here! Fighting the Freemasons,SecretService,FBI and Aliens!
03-07-2011, 12:57 PM #16
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Nice website Zakk! reading.gif

Quote:the masonic cult in moyock said join it or die

They attempt to run the show everywhere Zakk. Had a friend in Helsinki that started a restaurant, they ran him out of town because he was making money and wasn't one of them.

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04-28-2017, 02:45 AM #17
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,941 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
(03-07-2011, 02:37 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  
(03-06-2011, 11:18 PM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  So Zakk is here now huh? This place is beginning to resemble the old glp. cheers.gif Very nice!

yay.gif ALL ğkking RIGHT ON!!!!
we have us a : Ex-Zakk-Tully thread!!!cheers.gif

HEY! Zakk,,, here is some Sad Lizard Math.

Solve this one for us Zakky-poo


Question:

" If a Bi-pedal Marsupial, stranded on an abandoned railroad track,
with a Broken Fallopian Tube,

can Hatch 1.7 Billion Bowling Ball Eggs
in 3.2 mega squats

and a Half Witted Wallaby can sneeze out of it's snout, 4.8 milliliters
of snake shït,,,,,
in less time/space then it takes an,,,

Effigy of a dead Ronald Regan Doll to pinch off a shït the size of a Rugby Ball

How long would the Dick on a Sub Atomic Nuclear Ark of the Covenant  be able to maintain
a BLUE VEINER ?

Now that right there, is some hard ass Lizard Math folks

This is some Vintage Kritterbox ,,, back when we called it WTF Forum .

dug this up just for fun .
04-28-2017, 08:01 AM #18
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,217 Threads:1,478 Joined:Feb 2011
It was already kritterbox back then actually.

We've had a few interesting visitors chuckle.gif
04-28-2017, 11:19 AM #19
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,806 Threads:650 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-28-2017, 08:01 AM)Octo Wrote:  It was already kritterbox back then actually.

We've had a few interesting visitors chuckle.gif

yup.gif

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
04-28-2017, 11:47 AM #20
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,462 Threads:1,441 Joined:Feb 2011
Zakk... a blast from the past.
Wow... it's been a while.

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04-28-2017, 12:53 PM #21
Meh Member
Posts:423 Threads:16 Joined:Apr 2017
Who is this Zakk guy?
ZAKK nli Show this Post
04-28-2017, 01:25 PM #22
ZAKK nli Incognito Anonymous
 
(04-28-2017, 12:53 PM)Meh Wrote:  Who is this Zakk guy?

I still read here. Hi Roger Jay and Octo.  hug.gif  I do remember you all.

04-28-2017, 01:51 PM #23
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,462 Threads:1,441 Joined:Feb 2011
wave.gif Hey Zakk, cheers.gif I had no idea you still come around.
Hope you've been good.

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04-28-2017, 03:18 PM #24
eclipsed Member
Posts:296 Threads:4 Joined:Jan 2017
zakk is a legend.
nice to see you again, man!

oh guys,
he has this one video of eating at a fast food place, and this guy is over at another table and by gawd this white thing comes out of his mouth, flies up and away.
it wasnt easy to see at first but i seem to recall it was slowed down and sure enough, it was NOT food.
idk WHAT that thing was...
ive never seen anything like it before.

i like to mention this little video whenever i see people giving him shït in other forums. 37.gif
04-28-2017, 05:04 PM #25
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,217 Threads:1,478 Joined:Feb 2011
Hi Zakk wave.gif I haven't seen you for ages! Doin' ok?
04-28-2017, 05:13 PM #26
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,462 Threads:1,441 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-28-2017, 03:18 PM)eclipsed Wrote:  zakk is a legend.
nice to see you again, man!

oh guys,
he has this one video of eating at a fast food place, and this guy is over at another table and by gawd this white thing comes out of his mouth, flies up and away.
it wasnt easy to see at first but i seem to recall it was slowed down and sure enough, it was NOT food.
idk WHAT that thing was...
ive never seen anything like it before.

i like to mention this little video whenever i see people giving him shït in other forums. 37.gif

lol.gif Srsly, no srsly.

wonder.gif
04-28-2017, 05:15 PM #27
Gumby AKA Chtumby
Posts:1,736 Threads:221 Joined:Mar 2013
*touching Face

*audio failing

chuckle.gif


Don’t waste your time online, invest it with steemit.com
04-28-2017, 05:27 PM #28
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,462 Threads:1,441 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-28-2017, 05:15 PM)Gumby Wrote:  *touching Face

*audio failing

chuckle.gif

So Masonic to get behind the eight ball like that.

wonder.gif
04-28-2017, 05:43 PM #29
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,941 Threads:209 Joined:Feb 2011
Ok
had to bring this up on the front page for the revealing of how much fun
we used to have when we first began this Forum ,,,

Prior to the Trolls finding us .

still fun ,,,

Now that the Lizards corrected their Math , maybe they split back to
their Lizard Cave .

btw
did that bi-pedal Marsupial ever hatch those Bowling Balls ?
04-29-2017, 12:00 AM #30
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,217 Threads:1,478 Joined:Feb 2011
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