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Zakk is here! Fighting the Freemasons,SecretService,FBI and Aliens!
04-29-2017, 10:18 PM #61
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,101 Threads:1,457 Joined:Feb 2011
Oh wow, thanks. I wasn't aware of that

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04-29-2017, 10:30 PM #62
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,809 Threads:1,430 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-29-2017, 09:32 PM)eclipsed Wrote:  
(04-28-2017, 05:27 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-28-2017, 05:15 PM)Gumby Wrote:  *touching Face

*audio failing

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So Masonic to get behind the eight ball like that.

thats really funny. its the ONLY thing ive had a concern about but what do i know right?
this is HIS story not mine but damn Zakk! you got me thinking im ƒükkêd  up somehow because my damn face itches/ dude my hair is long and is constantly itching my face here and there and i think oh shït zakk wouldnt want to talk to me with all this wind.
and then i got to thinking about ARMOR, you know like knight in shining armor armor...and how itchy that must have been and were they able to take it off THEMSELVES and damn how much that much have weighed for the horse.

so im saying right here right now touching the face is a necessity
im sorry.
it will happen, because my face damn itches.
and omg what about NOSE hairs
no one told me about THEM@
fuckers damn near kill me everyday i better go in there with some kind of tweezers or cutters.

i really WOULD like an explanation...ive never heard WHY the face touching is so alarming..

lmao.gif  And I know thats true because the guy next to me farted.

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04-29-2017, 11:22 PM #63
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,142 Threads:598 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-29-2017, 10:30 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-29-2017, 09:32 PM)eclipsed Wrote:  
(04-28-2017, 05:27 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  
(04-28-2017, 05:15 PM)Gumby Wrote:  *touching Face

*audio failing

chuckle.gif

So Masonic to get behind the eight ball like that.

thats really funny. its the ONLY thing ive had a concern about but what do i know right?
this is HIS story not mine but damn Zakk! you got me thinking im ƒükkêd  up somehow because my damn face itches/ dude my hair is long and is constantly itching my face here and there and i think oh shït zakk wouldnt want to talk to me with all this wind.
and then i got to thinking about ARMOR, you know like knight in shining armor armor...and how itchy that must have been and were they able to take it off THEMSELVES and damn how much that much have weighed for the horse.

so im saying right here right now touching the face is a necessity
im sorry.
it will happen, because my face damn itches.
and omg what about NOSE hairs
no one told me about THEM@
fuckers damn near kill me everyday i better go in there with some kind of tweezers or cutters.

i really WOULD like an explanation...ive never heard WHY the face touching is so alarming..

lmao.gif  And I know thats true because the guy next to me farted.

I didn't fart and it makes me sad...

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And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
04-30-2017, 12:04 AM #64
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif There, their. they're...

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04-30-2017, 12:52 AM #65
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:7,859 Threads:186 Joined:Feb 2011
Quote Eclipsed ::::::

why do i feel exhausted after reading one of your posts?
you have a way with words too.
im NOT complaining just trying to undertstand...i can see you arent harmful. "


~~~~~~~~ End quote ~~~~
Security State believes me to be very Harmful ,,, but Neutralized .

Gawd better be real if I ever regain full power ,,, cause the Deep State will need Him .

However , and somewhat seriously ,

I can't say why you become exhausted after reading my post , but you're not the first
to say that ,

Good to know that I can write people to sleep tho'

hmmm ,,, hang on , I gotta send a few emails to the Deep State .

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say good night Deep State . wave.gif
04-30-2017, 01:18 AM #66
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:7,859 Threads:186 Joined:Feb 2011
alien butt seed Vid posted on GLP ,

not sure if URL link will work here , if not just search term it .

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1...sclaimer=1

and that's not even the funniest stuff ,,,

the Original Butt Seed thread was found on wayback machine a few years ago
can't say it can still be found now .
04-30-2017, 01:46 AM #67
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:7,859 Threads:186 Joined:Feb 2011
he hee

Eclipsed quote :why do i feel exhausted after reading one of your posts?
you have a way with words too.
im NOT complaining just trying to undertstand...i can see you arent harmful. "



~~~~~~~~~~~~ End Quote ~~~~~~~~~

Eclipsed , listen ,,,

it's all bullshit man .

I write just to write ,
make fun
and have fun

do not take what I write , as a serious statement, cause I'm making most of it up anyway .

Ok ?

I told Adde the same
I write just to write shït ,,, it ain't real most of the time .

I'm just another Super Hero who got stranded here ,,,

and no ,,, I didn't bring any Alien Butt Seeds into this World ,,,

I couldn't afford them .
04-30-2017, 07:28 PM #68
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:7,859 Threads:186 Joined:Feb 2011
It's one of those old retro threads , mindful of days , of when we were
young and ,,,
" Full of Frijoles "
Just typing away on a Forum to pass what angst we may have picked up
a few moments before .

8 Ball rolling toward a corner Pocket , with the 3 ball not but inches away
from catching up to it .

The Ganish Particle Shining ,, reflecting off our screens
back into our Hope Filled eyes ,,,
that moment we all began to first notice ,,,
that there were many other lonely people out there
in a World gone recluse due to tech gadgets .

Yea , reminder of those times and a Gawd Awful site of desperation ,,
where words became Swords of Assault upon the minds of Drifters
who came in smiling and left totally disillusioned ,,,

Warped and Wrapped , sensibilities Brutally Raped and disguarded ,,,

Those days of Mental Torment , much like the Moment Disco first hit the Airwaves ,,,

The feel was : " We're all DOOMED " so fekk it anyway we can .

Comes in the Sheets of Paper , a swift , yet completely Psycho Babble ,,,
Statement that The Nine Ball was on the Prowl ,,, BEWARE CURRITUCK ,,, A BOMB IS AMISS ,,,
IN THE CULVERT BEHIND THE BARN ,,, Call the White House and get Bush Bunny on it .

The Cult follwed our Man Zakk , onto those pages , set to attack .

We who felt what the man said , could see a bit clearer then before the advent was set .

Yes , Freemasons , F.B.I. ,, all the Saints of the Illuminati ,, Rose to knock down the Zakk .

The Apple Store was Hacked and Brittany Spears appeared from a Napkin disguarded
by Harrison Ford ,,,
I'd of Traded my Harrison Ford for a Chevy ,,, and ran like a Weasel with a fresh stolen Hen .

But like all the other Victims of the GLP Grab ,,, I was stuck to the pages
Pages full of Psycho Blab .


Mindful of Nights , up til dawn , typing and reading words so nonsensical , we may have as well ,,, just poured
Carbolic Acid into our Brains ,,,

Those days when Laughter was indicated with a ROTFLMAO ,,, and a smilie or three

a Goofy Place to hang our Bandana's and loosen our Zippers
Just Hanging out ,,,
with the Kindred Flippers ,,,

Nothing Mattered , it was all bullshit ,,, but to some , there was a deep message
hidden in it .

to others , just a site to troll
to others yet , it was the only Home they'd come to know .

Yepper , the Zakk threads always in CAPS , caught attention with all that Psycho Rap .

Soon I'd run away , chase some Figment , while I worked during the day .

Then , the Fun ran as fast as I ,,, away from GLP ,,, when a New Owner set rules and banned

pretty soon ,,, GLP was left unmanned .

New posters , members came , filling the Paper Pages with Religious and Babble insane .

a Different type of people ,, with a different type of Brainwashed Minds ,,,
Religio-Tards of the Worse Kind ,,, blatantly blabbering the End is Niegh , or some kinda
bullshit filled with religious lie .

Just a Retro Thread ,, to remind ,,, of days gone by , a Gem of a Find .
04-30-2017, 07:53 PM #69
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Those were interesting times.

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04-30-2017, 09:19 PM #70
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,142 Threads:598 Joined:Feb 2011
(04-30-2017, 12:04 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif There, their. they're...

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And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
04-30-2017, 11:26 PM #71
eclipsed Member
Posts:263 Threads:3 Joined:Jan 2017
i was around back then, even when the emporer was still kicking, gawd rest his soul.

i recognize all of the names that have been written here

i know most of your names and gosh so many of you are crazy funny!

its good medicine. cheers.gif
04-30-2017, 11:53 PM #72
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,101 Threads:1,457 Joined:Feb 2011
Well it's good that you're here cheers.gif
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05-01-2017, 12:01 AM #73
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Most everybody here was at GLP until Elaine sold it.
05-01-2017, 05:29 AM #74
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:7,859 Threads:186 Joined:Feb 2011
Emperor Kenton , ah yes ,,

and Kevin LB ( who , was actually a Female )

Idol Harobed ( which is Deborah Lodi spelled transverse , and was also Male not female )

Kevin LB would come on about 10:00pm and post 6 autobiographical Threads in 10 seconds .

One of which she went on a lengthy spiel about being adopted and made a sex slave ,,,

where a Poster commented : Kevin left out the Part where he touched another boys Pee Pee LOL

or that time Kevin had a thread full of Woe is me ,,,

and I replied ::::

shït man , you think your life hard

i was born on a Greyhound Bus between Bakersfield and Visailia ,,,

when I was 2 , my face caught fire , and my Mom put it out with a Rake

at 11 , Mom sold me to Two Fat Gypsy Women ,, who loved to torture
young Boys with Hot Sauce Enemas ,, while torching their short hairs ,,,

at 13 , I got away and ran off with a Carnival ,,,, until a Transvestite attacked me for
Calling her a Čq ,,,
I kicked her Gel Sack Tits ,,, one burst ,,, and Silicone flew up her Nose ,,

hitting her brain and Killed her ,,,
Her Inbred Midget Boyfriend came after me with Her 3 ft dildo ,,,

and I almost Murdered him by strangulation using it on him ,,,

yeah , then caught a Freight Train for Fresno ,,, where I joined a Black Gang ,,
becoming their first Whiteboy Leader ,,,
sold a few of them to a Witch Doctor who like to experiment with their Nappy Hair
by using it as Pubes for His pet Pigeons .

Yeah Tuff life man ,,, real tuff life ,,,

~~~~~~~~ Kevin gave up posting after me in his threads , I beat his fiction ~~~~~~~~

Then I came into the Dan Thread ,,, and by my fourth post ,,, I'd unintentionally stole the thread ,,,

because Dondep and Starry Eyes had run out of Imaginary Material for it .

Yeah , good old threads and Posters man ,,,
05-01-2017, 05:49 AM #75
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:7,859 Threads:186 Joined:Feb 2011
May as well mention it ,,,

You cannot count the Seeds Planted in the Minds on that old Forum man .

People would wade in , linked or directed , and find Majestic 12 , MK Ultra ,,, TOA 9 treaty ,,

Jrods and Tavistock ,,,
Montauk
and ,,,

Seeds man ,,, were those triggers for MK Ultra Labrats ?

or just shït dug out of the Buddha's Anus , to be spread thickly by goofy people
with nothing good to do ?

we learned about Forums there ,,, about trolls and tricks ,, sock puppets and Pride Pimps .

I found out much there .

I found out , to not ever type anything serious , not even in Jest .

I learned from Trolls , how to Troll them back .

I learned to not take anything written ,,, seriously ,,, not even in Jest .

I learned that the Entire World was filled with Crazy People and None of us are Sane ,,,
that ,,,

it's not just the U.S.A. That is Crazy ,,, but Iceland too .

I learned that People fake their life and recreate it ,,, over and over again ,,, several times a day .

I learned that the person behind a Sexy Avatar ,,, isn't always sexy , nor even the same sex as the
avatar ,,,
that in Fact ,,, Most have Zits and outweigh Free Willie by at least 16Lbs .

BUT !

The best thing I learned ,,,

was that I could be a Dick to People who are a Dick , and not get my ass kicked .



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