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'Zombie' Attack Video: Man fights off cops, stun gun shocks in 'ninja' attack
07-03-2012, 03:50 PM #1
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Quote:A naked man went on a rampage against police officers, doing ninja-like flips and ignoring stun gun shocks -- and it was all caught on video.

Despite Martin's shrieks and screaming, the shocks had no effect on his mobility, and he continued to fight the officers with kicks. He is seen doing somersaults while fighting off police.

"This guy's like a ninja, man. Holy s--t!" the man filming the police encounter is heard saying in the video clip “That guy’s strong, he’s got to be on something,” the man adds.
Read more: wptv.com

A naked zombie ninja. coffeetime.gif

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07-03-2012, 03:54 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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He got away! scream.gif


Naked Hoosier zombie ninja. damned.gif
07-03-2012, 04:06 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I don't think either zombie or ninjas scream like little girls.

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07-03-2012, 04:16 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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Worked for him though. Jeez! lmao.gif
07-03-2012, 04:24 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I wonder if they caught him.


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I bet they ƒükkêd him up if they did. That was embarrassing as hell for them. A multi-tazered, mostly handcuffed, nekkid guy smacks the shït out of one cop and does a ninja teabag flip on another and escapes?


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Or maybe they were afraid to catch him after that.


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-03-2012, 04:27 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm sure they hunted him down and beat the shït out of him eventually. 13.gif
07-03-2012, 04:30 PM #7
yankees skier
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Oh, Indiana. Likely got mad because his banjo broke.

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07-03-2012, 04:37 PM #8
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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07-03-2012, 04:42 PM #9
Kreeper Griobhtha
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Would you say your religious nuts are taking shït too damn far when they taser Jesus when he returns?




Welcome back, bro.




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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
07-03-2012, 04:44 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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But...he looked like a hippy and..

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07-03-2012, 04:47 PM #11
Kreeper Griobhtha
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It always amazed me that churches would have paintings of a long haired, bearded Jesus but when a new person shows up and gets "saved" the first thing they do is tell him he needs to shave and get a haircut.



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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



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