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Zombie bite calculator - If bitten, how long before you to get infected?
01-26-2013, 03:21 AM #1
Octo Mother Superior
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İmage

Take the quiz here: http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite


My result you ask?
You'd last 1 hour and 6 minutes before becoming infected!

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01-26-2013, 09:36 AM #2
オタマジャクシ Member
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(01-26-2013, 03:21 AM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

Take the quiz here: http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite


My result you ask?
You'd last 1 hour and 6 minutes before becoming infected!

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That is what I like about Kritterbox, news you can use.

On the Zombie issue - get a Mossberg 590 tactical (9 shot) or even better, a Saiga-12 and a couple of 30 round drums while you still can. Use #4 shot or larger for zombies.

Oh, and by the way, "You'd last 1 hour and 24 minutes before becoming infected!"
01-26-2013, 06:06 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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chuckle.gif And don't forget the double tap.

Anyway, more than an hour before infection should give you enough time to get drunk enough to chop off any limb affected. Unless you got bit in the neck of course. Then I'd just try to get as shitfaced as possible.
01-26-2013, 06:13 PM #4
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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You'd last 1 hour and 12 minutes before becoming infected!

wtf2.gif An Hour?? What's wrong with a day and 12 minutes? gaah.gif
01-26-2013, 06:29 PM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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I think avoiding to get bit under any circumstances is the best option. I for one will be wearing leather all over during the zombie outbreak. That should be somewhat difficult to bite through.

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01-26-2013, 06:40 PM #6
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I'll wear my princess Beatrice hat, that'll keep them rofl
01-26-2013, 06:46 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif The fancy toilet seat.

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01-26-2013, 06:46 PM #8
Athenagoddess Member
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I hour 14 mins.
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01-26-2013, 06:48 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif

I don't think zombies will be much of a problem here in the winter. At -30C they deep freeze in no time and you can just go around and shatter them with a ball bat. drinking.gif
01-26-2013, 06:50 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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iagree.gif lmao2.gif Talk about a good time!

Hey Athena! cheers.gif Hows it going? Feeling a bit better I hope?

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01-26-2013, 06:59 PM #11
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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I have solar powered electric fence all around my yard, 150 zolts worth beercheer.gif
01-26-2013, 07:03 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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Fried zombies! hi5.gifbeercheer.gif
01-26-2013, 07:15 PM #13
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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İmage
01-26-2013, 07:19 PM #14
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:42,983 Threads:1,473 Joined:Feb 2011
rofl.gifbeercheer.gif That should be a great show.


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01-26-2013, 07:25 PM #15
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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chuckle.gif I wonder if they make good composte?



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