Fishing are We ?
explains where the hair was coming from
thought i was losing pubes
He was a programmer as well, he made Octo's mac do some funk that I didn't even think possible.
Amazing what a cat can do wallering on the keyboard with sudo root permissions.
Just Plain Nuts.
Drama Cat to Match Drama Mama
Long Story told long time
When I was Eleven
I had Two Raccoons
One Grey Fox
One Beagle Puppy
One Cocatiel Birdie Buddy
Two Cats ,
One Fluffy ,
one not so Fluffy ,
but very Fat .
I didn't have to feed the Fox , He ate from the Dinner Table .
The Raccoons foraged and Ate Eggs mostly
the Birdie was a cheap date , he ate seeds a lot .
The Kitties ate Cat food a lot , sometimes Tuna from a Can .
The Beagle and I would Hunt Rabbits and he ate a lot of those , plus his Alpo Puppy slop
Ok , food was a constant action in the Home ,,
outside , the Horse ate Feed that we grew plus some Hay and Grains , and sometimes a scoop of Oats
Inside the House , it was atrocious , freaking pets were always fussing over food ,
who got cheese was a Big one that they'd argue about , cheese was Free , we got the Guberment Free Cheese .
Well , on this one Particular afternoon , I was home alone , So I take the Puppy out Hunting
and I Take down two Bunnies while we're out , and another Bunnie on our way back in ,
so now the Puppy is feeling High Society and has this smug mug going on when we get home .
The Kitties hated the Puppy person even more , once they got a Gawk at his score , so , there's going to be
a little Protesting out of them .
I could get them a Birdie , but my Birdie would protest that , so what to do ,,, right ?
So in this mess , Bonnie , the Female Raccoon decides she'll try to help me skin a Bunny , and climbs
on it and snarls at me ,, bites into it , and runs like a Bandit out the Window with it ,,,
Woody , my Fox , is flipping out in his Cage , thinking everybody but him is getting Bunny , and he's pissed .
My Puppy person charges the Window after Bonnie , and almost jumped out til I caught em , meanwhile ,
Gawd Dam Clyde the Male Raccoon is trying to push past us to catch up with Bonnie and the loot .
And So , while my ass is stuck between Clyde the Coon , and the Puppy , the Kitties Grab one of the other Bunnies
and make off out the back door with it ,
Puppy is a Pissed Pooch by now , and takes off after the Kitties ,,
Birdie is swinging upside down from his Perch , Laughing and Cackling Like Wicked Wanda the Evil Witch ,,
I'm losing ground faster then New Orleans in Katrina ,, and then I find the Fox jimmied his Cage open and
is pulling the last of the Bunnies under the Couch with him .
FEKK ! I say ,, run for my Puppy before he catches the Kitties and they Whip him like a Red Headed Step Child ,,
Too late , they got Puppy in a Half Nelson and are giving him the Work out ,,,
I charged the Kitties and snatch the Puppy from them ,,, run and toss him on the Roof where he can't get back down and
to the Kitties ,,,
I grab my Rifle ,,, fire off three rounds in the air ,, shout : " ENOUGH ! everyone back here right now and put the Bunnies back !
well , Long Story short .
I ran away from home after all that .
~~~~ Be back , MY flea Circus just went up in Flames ~~~~~
That's how I got started on Road Tripping around the Country ,,, soon after running away from home
I joined a Carnival ,, and that Story is a real ripper , wait until You read it ,,,
it'll shrink your shorts Man .
even if you ain't got any on , they'll shrink in the Dresser .
I know my fellow Kritters when I see'em.
But who is the guy on the left?
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