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12-23-2015, 01:13 AM #1
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ahem ,, it's coming and you know it
12-23-2015, 01:15 AM #2
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HEY !
Fishing are We ?

explains where the hair was coming from

thought i was losing pubes
12-23-2015, 02:23 AM #3
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My old cat skyped JR on several occasions 13.gif
12-23-2015, 02:28 AM #4
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(12-23-2015, 02:23 AM)Octo Wrote:  My old cat skyped JR on several occasions 13.gif

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Just Plain Nuts.
12-23-2015, 02:28 AM #5
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On skype. And managed to hit enter 3 times.
He was a programmer as well, he made Octo's mac do some funk that I didn't even think possible.
Amazing what a cat can do wallering on the keyboard with sudo root permissions. coffeetime.gif

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12-23-2015, 02:36 AM #6
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(12-23-2015, 02:28 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  On skype. And managed to hit enter 3 times.
He was a programmer as well, he made Octo's mac do some funk that I didn't even think possible.
Amazing what a cat can do wallering on the keyboard with sudo root permissions. coffeetime.gif

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Just Plain Nuts.
12-23-2015, 02:40 AM #7
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the old days
12-23-2015, 02:56 AM #8
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'A new study has found that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii, which is transmitted by cats to humans, may be infecting 60 million Americans and can potentially cause schizophrenia and mental illness. To find out if I may be infected, I texted with my cat Poncho.'

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/6c88f...not-insane

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Just Plain Nuts.
12-23-2015, 02:59 AM #9
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Just Plain Nuts.
09-20-2017, 02:52 AM #10
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Ha !

Drama Cat to Match Drama Mama

Ok
Long Story told long time

When I was Eleven
I had Two Raccoons

One Grey Fox

One Beagle Puppy

One Cocatiel Birdie Buddy

Two Cats ,
One Fluffy ,
one not so Fluffy ,
but very Fat .

I didn't have to feed the Fox , He ate from the Dinner Table .

The Raccoons foraged and Ate Eggs mostly

the Birdie was a cheap date , he ate seeds a lot .

The Kitties ate Cat food a lot , sometimes Tuna from a Can .

The Beagle and I would Hunt Rabbits and he ate a lot of those , plus his Alpo Puppy slop

Ok , food was a constant action in the Home ,,

outside , the Horse ate Feed that we grew plus some Hay and Grains , and sometimes a scoop of Oats

Inside the House , it was atrocious , freaking pets were always fussing over food ,

who got cheese was a Big one that they'd argue about , cheese was Free , we got the Guberment Free Cheese .

Well , on this one Particular afternoon , I was home alone , So I take the Puppy out Hunting
and I Take down two Bunnies while we're out , and another Bunnie on our way back in ,
so now the Puppy is feeling High Society and has this smug mug going on when we get home .

The Kitties hated the Puppy person even more , once they got a Gawk at his score , so , there's going to be
a little Protesting out of them .

I could get them a Birdie , but my Birdie would protest that , so what to do ,,, right ?

So in this mess , Bonnie , the Female Raccoon decides she'll try to help me skin a Bunny , and climbs
on it and snarls at me ,, bites into it , and runs like a Bandit out the Window with it ,,,

Woody , my Fox , is flipping out in his Cage , thinking everybody but him is getting Bunny , and he's pissed .

My Puppy person charges the Window after Bonnie , and almost jumped out til I caught em , meanwhile ,
Gawd Dam Clyde the Male Raccoon is trying to push past us to catch up with Bonnie and the loot .

And So , while my ass is stuck between Clyde the Coon , and the Puppy , the Kitties Grab one of the other Bunnies
and make off out the back door with it ,
Puppy is a Pissed Pooch by now , and takes off after the Kitties ,,

Birdie is swinging upside down from his Perch , Laughing and Cackling Like Wicked Wanda the Evil Witch ,,

I'm losing ground faster then New Orleans in Katrina ,, and then I find the Fox jimmied his Cage open and
is pulling the last of the Bunnies under the Couch with him .

FEKK ! I say ,, run for my Puppy before he catches the Kitties and they Whip him like a Red Headed Step Child ,,

Too late , they got Puppy in a Half Nelson and are giving him the Work out ,,,

I charged the Kitties and snatch the Puppy from them ,,, run and toss him on the Roof where he can't get back down and
to the Kitties ,,,
I grab my Rifle ,,, fire off three rounds in the air ,, shout : " ENOUGH ! everyone back here right now and put the Bunnies back !

well , Long Story short .

I ran away from home after all that .

~~~~ Be back , MY flea Circus just went up in Flames ~~~~~
09-20-2017, 06:38 AM #11
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And so ,,,

That's how I got started on Road Tripping around the Country ,,, soon after running away from home
I joined a Carnival ,, and that Story is a real ripper , wait until You read it ,,,

it'll shrink your shorts Man .

even if you ain't got any on , they'll shrink in the Dresser .
09-21-2017, 01:39 AM #12
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09-21-2017, 01:47 AM #13
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You're Toby Tyler?
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09-21-2017, 02:01 AM #14
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Yup, that's him.
I know my fellow Kritters when I see'em.

But who is the guy on the left?
09-21-2017, 02:38 AM #15
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Just for that Stunt
I'm holding off on the Carnival Story and how a Tranny and me got into a Gussel

how it tried to kick my dick
and ended up with Flattened Gel Sack Boobs



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