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09-21-2017, 06:30 PM #16
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are ya ready for the Carnival yet ?
09-22-2017, 02:12 AM #17
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Oh c'mon, I just had to, ohnobody left it wide open.


Please do tell.
09-22-2017, 04:37 AM #18
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How did nobody even find that rare old movie ?
I mean ,,
it's so rare , not even the people who starred in it remember it ,
not even the Elephant .

09-22-2017, 05:39 AM #19
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Ok , the Dust being settled , Time for the Carnival .

" Early Life is about experiments we engage in , when those go good , we call them success ,
when they turn sour , we call them Mistakes . "

The Following Raconteur is replete with Experiments that the results thereof include both elements .

as well as a side kick after effect .

I'm surprised one Morning while drying off after a Shower , by a few small golden colored hairs sprouting
from my Groin area ,,

" Hey Ma , LOOK ! I got Hairs !

Ma said some word I was not acquainted with as yet ,, that word was PUBERTY !

Well , recalling that in Tribal Traditions Back in History , Puberty was that point in Human Development
where a Child transitions into a Man ,
he can now Procreate right along with the rest of the Species he is a Member of .

I put a Great Ponder upon this new addition to my Physical Attributes , and decided for myself , That it
was time to Move out , and attempt to try my hand at Survival on my own reliance .

Ma wouldn't hear of it , she was making a small pittance off welfare for having me around , and
that geitus was enough to cover her Monthly Tobacco expenses , and be damned if I was
going to Fekk that up for her .

So , this Hippie had to come up with an Escape Plan of action .

besides this New Hair Business , there was the constant care I have to perform for the
ever growing Menagerie of Animal Cracker Persons ,, Dr. Doolittle duties were stressing my young ass out .

Noting a Poster on the Board at the Local Toy Shop where I spent a lot of time dreaming of ownership
and drooling Root Beer on my Ragged T-Shirt ,,,
There's a Carnival in Town for the next few days ,,, I couldn't afford to go to it , but I was a Practiced Sneak ,,,

I determined to fix two problems with one sly slick sneak ,,, and be able to Travel as well .

Depart the Old Bitch , and be rid of the Zoo Persons residing on my Ticket .

Old Lady around the corner had a Rusty Bike she never rode in 35 years , and I could swipe it easy enough .

so,,, I did , and rode it to the Carnival outside of Town a few miles away .

~~~ Be Back , gotta douse the Flames from my Burning Cockroach Farm . shit keeps catching aflame around here ~~~
09-22-2017, 08:29 AM #20
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Arriving close on a Tent side , Took a Peek under the flap , cool , only one Carney inside ,
snoring off what smelled like an MD 20-20 Hallucinogenic Pants Crapper ,

Luck being always present in my sneakers , I slid under and into the Tent , first sight
to come to me , once my eyes adjusted to the Musty dimness , was a Gargoyle size Hippo deposit .

Maybe it wasn't the Carney stinking up the Tent after all .
side stepping that Bear Trap , I made my way across the Main Ring and sat beneath the Stands
waiting for the folks to come piling in for the show , so I could blend in with them
and grab a seat .
While I waited for what seemed like hours ,,, I fell asleep with boredom .

Ladies and Gentleman ,,, May I draw your attention to ,,,
and my attention slipped out of a Dream and into the sight of about 40 Butt Cheeks gazing down at me from the Bleachers .

Holy Fekk !
I crawled up through an empty seating space and sat in it , the Old Doozer next me was once
my Math Teacher ,, he looks over at me ,,,
" Ah Ha ! Sneaky as you ever were , eh Rog' "

shush Mr. Weinbeger , I got a Ticket , but my Puppy ate it "
Didn't work for the homework excuse either .

Everybody else is looking skyward , and Krinking my Neck up , Trapeze peoples flying ! ( Aerialist they call em )

Oh Boy , that's for me , I gotta somehow join this outfit, There's my Future right there Man .

Bad Ju Ju caught up with me in time , if I had too many animals to take care of at home ,,

~~~~~ Ok , back to dousing flames folks , Hair this time ,,, MINE ! ~~~~~~~~
09-22-2017, 07:36 PM #21
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~~~~~~~~~~ The Theory of Panty Holes ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Some may Tell
and some may not

Some beautiful day
you'll forget me not

in between these lines
rest the Key

Once discovered
life becomes


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