Media full of "OMG!!! Wildfires on Greenland!!! Yes, it is really true!!!" today.
Took me all of 90 seconds on the interwebs to find out that the phenomenon
is far from previously unknown nor sensational at all. Peat wildfires over there
were common already in Leif Eriksson's time.
But ideologists never cared much for actual reality, did they now.
Zero respect from me for the alarmist loudmouths.
Clear as effin' daylight what "Oh gods, we're all gonna die from heat stroke
and drowning! Woo! Woo!!" is about.
Kiss my bony ass
- and give me a medal, please.
I'm about this far
away from publicly challenging the local Green Party to come measure my
personal energy transformation, compare it to other town dwellers - and
nominate me for the Climate Purple Heart and the Energy Savers' Legion du Merite.
At the very least.
Would be such giganormous fun.
Should I contact the local rag..?
'D make 1 heck of a story + ensuing debate
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha - the ideological trouble they'd be in..!
Fekkin' hypocrites crying for a "change" everyday - just can't give up the 2 Volvos,
the 3 bedroom mansion and the 6 intercontinental vacation trips a year.