My life takes new twists and turns
Not in a million years did I ever dream
that I'd be sitting in nothing but me shorts
in the shadow of a parasol
on the balcony of a nice hotel room
on the Croatian riviera,
with a beautiful, blond and bikinied Norwegian-speaking lady
by my side
watching Vita Kråkor's first official so called 'video',
The Boondocks premiéring on the internets.
Sunshine like a million kisses,
the Mediterranean bluer than its reputation
surfing against the beach only a few strides away,
me sipping on a wee glass of some excellently smooth local Vodka.
Life is strange as hell,
but rather good,
Love you & your proud and beautiful people!