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all these Questions ???
01-05-2017, 04:49 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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I am 78 years old and I have so many unanswered questions! I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails, yet light bulbs too are in a flimsy carton... Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors... i still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ....and what would you do for a Klondike bar and you know as soon as you bite into it it falls apart...and Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?
01-05-2017, 09:41 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Victoria's secret is she likes to dress like a slut. The others are pretty mysterious.

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01-05-2017, 12:05 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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He's so irresponsible for being the savior of man and all.

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01-05-2017, 05:05 PM #4
Adde Member
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37.gif And that's how they ended up in China.
01-05-2017, 05:06 PM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao2.gif Oh lord...

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01-05-2017, 06:01 PM #6
Gumby AKA Chtumby
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Quote:Buy one get one free

I dont need two, why can't I just have the free one?


Don’t waste your time online, invest it with steemit.com
01-05-2017, 07:21 PM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I tried that at the eyeglass shop. brick.gif
It didn't work out so great coffeetime.gif

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01-05-2017, 07:56 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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I know where the beef is...

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01-07-2017, 03:44 PM #9
Octo Mother Superior
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That's horrible!

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01-07-2017, 03:56 PM #10
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,515 Threads:1,483 Joined:Feb 2011
Hideous.

İmage

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