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blokes'll understand
09-03-2013, 11:29 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one
carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get
it the first time.
My work is done here.

Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?
WIFE: "In the pool"

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary.
It means 75% are running around untreated.

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought
with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with

Today's Short Reading from the Bible...
From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be
found in all corners of the earth."
Then He made the earth round...and He laughed til He cried!
09-03-2013, 11:44 AM #2
Cloud Atlas Member
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Nooooooo, not the mother in law

I'll do the washing for 1 month instead


“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present, and by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future.” ― David Mitchell
09-03-2013, 12:38 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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09-03-2013, 12:53 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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09-03-2013, 07:05 PM #5
Accidental Stoner Member
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09-03-2013, 07:26 PM #6
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09-04-2013, 01:05 AM #7
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Made sense to me.
09-04-2013, 01:19 AM #8
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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the war over the " Toilet Seat "
became too tiresome ,,,,,,,,,,,

so I adjusted tension on the hinge

and left it half up half down


She came out of the bathroom

" You left the seat up again ,,,,,

I replied : I left it at half , to match your A$$
09-04-2013, 01:34 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif Gawd Rog' I almost pissed myself on that. lmao.gif

09-04-2013, 01:34 AM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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lol.gif burn
09-04-2013, 01:35 AM #11
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I thought that up on spur of the moment too lmao.gif
09-04-2013, 01:40 AM #12
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,868 Threads:1,504 Joined:Feb 2011
I bet that spur of the moment thing got you in trouble more than once lmao.gif
09-04-2013, 06:05 AM #13
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,203 Threads:843 Joined:Mar 2011
One of me ol' mates, reckons they're weird creatures, An if they weren't built the way they are, y'd stand them across the other side of the road an throw rocks at 'em

lmao.gif but I would'nta said that 37.gif



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