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cant afford nursing home ? -- here's plan G
01-20-2016, 05:29 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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Plan G - Nursing Home Plan

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for “Medicare Plan G”.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
01-20-2016, 05:48 AM #2
White Ribbon call me
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So what politician are you going to shoot ocker?

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01-20-2016, 08:24 AM #3
ocker1 Member
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(01-20-2016, 05:48 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  So what politician are you going to shoot ocker?

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Our Key altho he was voted in

Not like Turdballs the back stabber , he needs to be gone ,
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01-20-2016, 08:51 AM #4
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Perfect !
01-20-2016, 09:31 AM #5
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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2 for 1. Sweet deal.

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01-20-2016, 05:05 PM #6
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(01-20-2016, 05:48 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  So what politician are you going to shoot ocker?

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Don't know about there, but here you can go to any session of Congress and fire randomly. You are guaranteed to hit a worthless, crooked politician.

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Not that I would ever do it or even support doing it...

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Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor
01-20-2016, 06:33 PM #7
Screaming Yellow Zonkers Member
Posts:2,706 Threads:265 Joined:Apr 2013
I wouldnt bother with politicians. Child molesters and animal abusers . I'd line them ifo each other so I could kill a few with one bullet

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