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care for a cup of tea?
04-30-2011, 08:05 AM #1
scrapperscrub Member
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04-30-2011, 01:31 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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Quote:Last century some Chinese tea sellers experimented with the idea of ‘tea in front of breasts’, involving a group of 16-year-old virgins started picking tea and sleeping with it on their breasts during the night.
The next day it was thought the tea leaves would have picked up enough of the virgins
scent to have health and wellbeing benefits.

I'll stick to beer thank you beercheer.gif
04-30-2011, 02:22 PM #3
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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Chinese tea plantation seeks virgins to pick leaves with their MOUTHS?

Virgins must also have a bra size of at least a C cup

Girls have to 'cleanse themselves completely' before work

Leaves used to be picked by fairies' mouth, legend states

Special tea can cure diseases, claims company

coffeetime.gif It all sounds wonderful till you get to the part about drinking something thats been in some fairy's mouth. 13.gif


04-30-2011, 03:14 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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orgazmo3.gif I'd drink stuff that came from fairies' mouths
04-30-2011, 05:10 PM #5
Kreeper Griobhtha
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WTF? Dumb ass tea farmers. If they wanted skilled labor that could use their mouths they should have hired prostitutes. Virgins don't know what the hell they are doing.


What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
04-30-2011, 06:08 PM #6
scrapperscrub Member
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(04-30-2011, 05:10 PM)Kreeper Wrote:  WTF? Dumb ass tea farmers. If they wanted skilled labor that could use their mouths they should have hired prostitutes. Virgins don't know what the hell they are doing.






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