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04-05-2014, 07:13 PM #1
j browsing Member
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http://freebeacon.com/national-security/...t-suicide/A senior CIA official has died in an apparent suicide this week from injuries sustained after jumping off a building in northern Virginia, according to sources close to the CIA.

CIA spokesman Christopher White confirmed the death and said the incident did not take place at CIA headquarters in McLean, Va.

“We can confirm that there was an individual fatally injured at a facility where agency work is done,” White told the Washington Free Beacon. “He was rushed to a local area hospital where he subsequently died. Due to privacy reasons and out of respect for the family, we are not releasing additional information at this time.”

A source close to the agency said the man who died was a middle manager and the incident occurred after the man jumped from the fifth floor a building in Fairfax County.

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
04-05-2014, 07:32 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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I wonder what he was working on... coffeetime.gif
04-05-2014, 09:55 PM #3
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I read the first post

and then

at the bottom is : having fun everyday

and I thought : " How true ,,, how fun it is to leap 5 floors "

I wondered also : " Man , did he have to practice much for that ? "

Then I thought : 5 stories ? that totals out to be only 65 feet ,,, it takes 1000 feet
to get to falling fast enough to fill your chute ,,, He obviously missed something back
at jump School "

Then I thought :::::

I think I'll write that in a response for this thread ,,,,

then I thought :::: Nah , why bother , no one will read it "


so this is not me writing this post
04-05-2014, 10:04 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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I'm afraid I read it. chuckle.gif


İmage
04-05-2014, 10:27 PM #5
j browsing Member
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I gotta come up with sumthin' else hmm.gif

"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
04-05-2014, 10:28 PM #6
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Throwing someone off the roof has certain advantages for the killers.
  • There are no ballistics to examine.
  • Any injuries to the body can easily be ascribed to the fall.
  • The victim doesn't need a prior perscription to any drugs whereas stuffing someone full of narcotics would.

It's also handy to have your victim working and jumping off a building surrounded by a forest of trees where the public isn't allowed to go anywhere near. I've been to the building. It sits off on its own. The public cannot get close to it.

I'd be surprised if just anyone could go to the roof unless they have a patio up there considering how secure the building is.

UPDATE: they say it didn't happen at the CIA headquarters.


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04-05-2014, 10:35 PM #7
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(04-05-2014, 09:55 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  I read the first post

and then

at the bottom is : having fun everyday

and I thought : " How true ,,, how fun it is to leap 5 floors "

I wondered also : " Man , did he have to practice much for that ? "

Then I thought : 5 stories ? that totals out to be only 65 feet ,,, it takes 1000 feet
to get to falling fast enough to fill your chute ,,, He obviously missed something back
at jump School "

Then I thought :::::

I think I'll write that in a response for this thread ,,,,

then I thought :::: Nah , why bother , no one will read it "


so this is not me writing this post

There is only one "story' in this case, not five stories. The man jumped/was thrown from five storeys high. Yes, there is a letter "-e-" before the "-y"

Who knew there was a difference! Buildings have storeys and writers tell stories. chuckle.gif

Not raggin' on you. It's just one of those things few people know.

Pray for me. hug.gif
04-05-2014, 10:44 PM #8
Octo Mother Superior
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So you're saying you've been to the CIA headquarter...

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04-05-2014, 11:10 PM #9
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(04-05-2014, 10:44 PM)Octo Wrote:  So you're saying you've been to the CIA headquarter...

popcorn2.gif

Yup. More than once.

I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to toss you off the roof. chuckle.gif

PS. It was much, much less than you are imagining.

Pray for me. hug.gif
04-05-2014, 11:15 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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Much less eh? Like microfilm size? 13.gif
04-05-2014, 11:27 PM #11
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(04-05-2014, 11:15 PM)Octo Wrote:  Much less eh? Like microfilm size? 13.gif

At the risk of bursting your fantasy, I was there providing transportation.

I did go into the lobby one time, maybe twice. They had turnstyles there to keep riff raff like me from sneaking away with any secrets.

Oh there were creatures from other planets meandering around, but other than that it was pretty normal.

Pray for me. hug.gif
04-05-2014, 11:53 PM #12
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Aliens meander around up here from planet Bulgaria. coffeetime.gif

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04-06-2014, 12:00 AM #13
Octo Mother Superior
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I hope you at least took advantage of the scenery and acted like a secret agent. You know... casual. İmage
04-06-2014, 02:04 AM #14
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(04-05-2014, 10:04 PM)Octo Wrote:  I'm afraid I read it. chuckle.gif


İmage


well I helped build this building at 1100 Wilshire Blvd


beat that with your transportation leedle miss below average drooler ,, uh ,, genueeece
04-06-2014, 02:13 AM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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Well how's that for coincidence lmao.gif No, can't beat that getaway.



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