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05-29-2019, 11:58 AM #1
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A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f*cking blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
05-29-2019, 02:54 PM #2
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05-29-2019, 06:42 PM #3
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06-01-2019, 10:43 AM #4
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(05-29-2019, 11:58 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  A man and a woman who had never met before, and were  both married to other  people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a  Trans-continental train.
Though  initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired  and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.    
At 1:00  AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to  bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second  blanket? I'm awfully cold."
 "I have a  better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're  married."    
 "Wow!  That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.    
 "Good,"  she replied. "Get your own f*cking blanket."
 After a  moment of silence, he farted.

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06-04-2019, 05:40 AM #5
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(06-01-2019, 10:43 AM)Nomadictraveller Wrote:  
(05-29-2019, 11:58 AM)ocker1 Wrote:  A man and a woman who had never met before, and were  both married to other  people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a  Trans-continental train.
Though  initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired  and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.    
At 1:00  AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to  bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second  blanket? I'm awfully cold."
 "I have a  better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're  married."    
 "Wow!  That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.    
 "Good,"  she replied. "Get your own f*cking blanket."
 After a  moment of silence, he farted.

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caught me off gaurd ... chuckle.gif
06-04-2019, 08:17 PM #6
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If they really wanted to play a 'true' married couple, it could have gone something like this:

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "I'm too hot, so you can have mine".
After a moment of silence, she farted a whopper.



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