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07-06-2012, 05:09 AM #16
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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(07-06-2012, 05:06 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Money first


You are always first. Don't forget it.
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07-06-2012, 05:10 AM #17
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
wheres the 100$ at?
you $20 bills are broke
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07-06-2012, 05:11 AM #18
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-06-2012, 05:09 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(07-06-2012, 05:06 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Money first


You are always first. Don't forget it.

well money for me first
then if i got to spare , then my kids
07-06-2012, 05:11 AM #19
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,249 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
hmmmmm,,,

well, poor in money, is not exactly something that others or frequency does to a person


It might be,,, there's a hole in your pocket

and the money is making an escape while you sleep

here is a suggestion

get a coin with a man on it

get another coin with a woman on it

dip them in booze until
they are properly drunk


Now,,,,,

set the Male coin on top of the female coin

and leave the room for an hour

wait a couple of months
and the lady coin will have given birth to
some spare change

let those babies grow for a few days


then

get them all drunk

place male on female

leave room

come back in a few days

and,,, CHA CHING,, big money

now
take the big money

get it drunk

place big man money
on big woman money

leave the room


come back in a few days

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHING !!!!!!!!!!!

You are now out of the POOR ZONE

and hanging out with the Jet set stinking Rich





I suggest you invest some of that big money,,,

in,,,,







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07-06-2012, 05:12 AM #20
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,881 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(07-06-2012, 05:11 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-06-2012, 05:09 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(07-06-2012, 05:06 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Money first


You are always first. Don't forget it.

well money for me first
then if i got to spare , then my kids


You have to seek out free stuff! Free dental, free medical, free good, ...go look around.
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07-06-2012, 05:13 AM #21
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
I had some poeple comeing buy some product yesterday , and then I drank a zero drink
and they didnt show up
So i think zero point
Is keeping me broke
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07-06-2012, 05:22 AM #22
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-06-2012, 05:12 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(07-06-2012, 05:11 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-06-2012, 05:09 AM)UniqueStranger Wrote:  
(07-06-2012, 05:06 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  Money first


You are always first. Don't forget it.

well money for me first
then if i got to spare , then my kids


You have to seek out free stuff! Free dental, free medical, free good, ...go look around.

you want toss me about 40 energy drinks lol, always thing i enjoy these days rofl
damn things are like crack cocaine man
07-06-2012, 05:22 AM #23
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,249 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
did you put a coin in the Zero Drink first ?

give it a try

sometimes you gotta BRIBE zero

so it don't make you broke

\
10 pence in the Zero

just might get you $100
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07-06-2012, 05:27 AM #24
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-06-2012, 05:22 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  did you put a coin in the Zero Drink first ?

give it a try

sometimes you gotta BRIBE zero

so it don't make you broke

\
10 pence in the Zero

just might get you $100

thought of going walmart and asking for some money from people, but these days ... most get in trouble for pan handeling
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07-06-2012, 05:32 AM #25
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-06-2012, 05:27 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-06-2012, 05:22 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  did you put a coin in the Zero Drink first ?

give it a try

sometimes you gotta BRIBE zero

so it don't make you broke

\
10 pence in the Zero

just might get you $100

thought of going walmart and asking for some money from people, but these days ... most get in trouble for pan handeling

well thats not pan-handeling
pan-handeling is setting some place for hours, I am out of gas
may goto walmart and ask for gas money
07-06-2012, 05:34 AM #26
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:8,249 Threads:191 Joined:Feb 2011
Look

try this out

I heard of a man once who dropped
a dollar

the dollar fell into a 55 gallon drum

the hole it fell into, was too small for his hand to get in and get it ou

so,, he figured since the first dollar went in there easy

he would ask another dollar
to go in and get the first one out for him

he put #2 down the hole in the drum

waited

nothing happen


he went in the house
and next day
he tried again with another dollar and sent it into the drum for the other two


again
nothing happen

well,,,

being a Man of persistence

he tried every day for 8 years

each day
another dollar

after about 8 years
he said piss on it


i had to break a $3 barrel

but
Those dollars are hiding from me
and they won't come out

and I NEED THE MONEY RIGHT NOW!!!!!


so he took the barrel

broke it open


and,,,,,,,,




LO"

he counted $2,920 that was in the barrel

seems
after 8 years
the dollars had grown

do you have a barrel
and can you wait 8 years?
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07-06-2012, 05:35 AM #27
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-06-2012, 05:32 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-06-2012, 05:27 AM)Anonymous Kritter Wrote:  
(07-06-2012, 05:22 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  did you put a coin in the Zero Drink first ?

give it a try

sometimes you gotta BRIBE zero

so it don't make you broke

\
10 pence in the Zero

just might get you $100

thought of going walmart and asking for some money from people, but these days ... most get in trouble for pan handeling

well thats not pan-handeling
pan-handeling is setting some place for hours, I am out of gas
may goto walmart and ask for gas money

would get turned down though
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07-06-2012, 05:36 AM #28
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
(07-06-2012, 05:34 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  Look

try this out

I heard of a man once who dropped
a dollar

the dollar fell into a 55 gallon drum

the hole it fell into, was too small for his hand to get in and get it ou

so,, he figured since the first dollar went in there easy

he would ask another dollar
to go in and get the first one out for him

he put #2 down the hole in the drum

waited

nothing happen


he went in the house
and next day
he tried again with another dollar and sent it into the drum for the other two


again
nothing happen

well,,,

being a Man of persistence

he tried every day for 8 years

each day
another dollar

after about 8 years
he said piss on it


i had to break a $3 barrel

but
Those dollars are hiding from me
and they won't come out

and I NEED THE MONEY RIGHT NOW!!!!!


so he took the barrel

broke it open


and,,,,,,,,




LO"

he counted $2,920 that was in the barrel

seems
after 8 years
the dollars had grown

do you have a barrel
and can you wait 8 years?


pfffffft 8 years to long
07-06-2012, 05:38 AM #29
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,881 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(07-06-2012, 05:22 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  did you put a coin in the Zero Drink first ?

give it a try

sometimes you gotta BRIBE zero

so it don't make you broke

\
10 pence in the Zero

just might get you $100


Not helpful C, are you trying to ğck up his mind beyond what it already is, or do you really think he'll understand you cryptic verse?
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07-06-2012, 05:52 AM #30
Anonymous Kritter Incognito Anonymous
 
wonder if i went to walmart and asked people for money
if i would get any
doubt it



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