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drinking in different countries
11-03-2015, 11:34 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Sheehan, the Irishman. "Back home in me favorite pub in Galway , the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims.

"Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."
11-03-2015, 12:14 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao2.gif Girls have the best drinking luck.

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11-03-2015, 12:22 PM #3
ocker1 Member
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(11-03-2015, 12:14 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao2.gif Girls have the best drinking luck.

Hahaha bet the White Rabbit's on his way there Right Now !
11-03-2015, 02:06 PM #4
Octo Mother Superior
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11-03-2015, 02:07 PM #5
White Ribbon call me
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(11-03-2015, 12:22 PM)ocker1 Wrote:  
(11-03-2015, 12:14 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lmao2.gif Girls have the best drinking luck.

Hahaha bet the White Rabbit's on his way there Right Now !

Pppfffttt!!! Yeah right, im Scottish... bloody stupid irish.. 13.gif13.gif

Burp.

Bet you WW would be there though..
11-03-2015, 02:44 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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WW? White Wibbon?

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11-03-2015, 02:44 PM #7
Octo Mother Superior
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11-04-2015, 01:47 AM #8
White Ribbon call me
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(11-03-2015, 02:44 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  WW? White Wibbon?

No, white wabbit..

Burp..

No, you silly monkeys, i was referring to wyked witch, or however you spell it, you know, beyond s, the guy looking for sex in his brothers sauna..
11-04-2015, 02:54 AM #9
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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He's been gone a couple days... Hope everything's okay uhoh.gif

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11-04-2015, 04:02 AM #10
White Ribbon call me
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Maybe they are scuba diving in the spa?

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11-04-2015, 11:02 AM #11
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An Englishman, an Aussie and a Scot
all happen to get their pints served with a fly swimming around in them.

The Englishman immediately orders a new pint.

The Australian blows off the foam and finishes the beer in three gulps, fly and all.

The Scot carefully picks the fly out of the tankard, holds it up by its hind legs and shouts:

- Spit it out, you bastard!
Spit it out!
Every last drop of it!!
11-04-2015, 11:36 AM #12
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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