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05-31-2015, 06:01 PM #76
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(05-31-2015, 04:15 PM)Shadow Wrote:  I was reading the other day Volvo has come out with a self-parking car. While it was parking it ran over a couple journalists because the owner hadn't bought the 'avoid pedestrian' option.

http://inhabitat.com/self-parking-volvo-...or-humans/

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not sure why those journalists even stood in front of a machine operated car. lol.gif
probably wanted to get nominated for darwin award.
05-31-2015, 06:40 PM #77
bohica Member
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How did this "rescue me" thread from jr turn into what it has become?
I was hoping for a lead-in to a Jerry Springer show, and we're discussing self-parking cars.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
05-31-2015, 06:56 PM #78
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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Hi Bohica. I think it was determined that since JR is living in Florida, no rescue attempt would work.
05-31-2015, 07:58 PM #79
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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I didn't read the whole thread , what's JR need to rescue him ?

Maybe I can help , any ideas ?

yard sales today , I gotta go buy some bikes and flip them .

so , I'll check back later

ZOOOooooooooooooooooooommmm ,,,, off to the sales I fly
05-31-2015, 08:04 PM #80
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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ok
I read through this thread

this is all over a fried freaking phone ?

Gawd Dayum

Jayrodney ! you get online and email my ass and I'll send you
a laptop/phone or whatever you need to get you back online .

Dummy , just email or call and give me the address to mail it .

Boy , my kids , sheesh
05-31-2015, 08:11 PM #81
Octo Mother Superior
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Well it's a complete clusterfuck with a fried phone as the cherry on top. He's moving into a new place tomorrow with internets and all. We could invite Jerry Springer anyway hmm.gif
05-31-2015, 09:00 PM #82
bohica Member
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In America, you don't invite Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer invites you.

There's plenty of room for all God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes!
05-31-2015, 09:26 PM #83
Octo Mother Superior
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İmage
05-31-2015, 11:53 PM #84
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(05-31-2015, 09:26 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

What the hell is that little thing stumping around? blink.gif
05-31-2015, 11:55 PM #85
Octo Mother Superior
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I don't know damned.gif
05-31-2015, 11:56 PM #86
Coolchick Member
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(05-31-2015, 11:53 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(05-31-2015, 09:26 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

What the hell is that little thing stumping around? blink.gif

damned.gif

Just Plain Nuts.
06-01-2015, 12:20 AM #87
Kreeper Griobhtha
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(05-31-2015, 11:53 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(05-31-2015, 09:26 PM)Octo Wrote:  İmage

What the hell is that little thing stumping around? blink.gif

I was too afraid to ask!

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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-01-2015, 02:07 AM #88
Accidental Stoner Member
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OK, that is creepy.

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06-01-2015, 09:42 AM #89
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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it's a Rooster Man, he crows at the end of the round
06-01-2015, 05:28 PM #90
Coolchick Member
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(06-01-2015, 09:42 AM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:  it's a Rooster Man, he crows at the end of the round

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Just Plain Nuts.



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