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08-02-2014, 01:28 PM #1
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in a pub in Cork.
A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your great drinkers. I bet 5,000 euros that no-one hear can drink 30 pints od Guinness in 30 minutes."
The bar was silent, the American noticed one Irishman leaving, no-one took up the bet.
40 minutes later the Irishman who left returned and said "Hey Yank, is your wee bet still on?"
"Sure" said the American, "30 pints in 30 minutes for a bet of 5,000 euros."
"Grand so" replied the Irishman, "pour the pints and start the clock."
It was very close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.
"Ok yank, pay up." said the Irishman.
"I'm happy to pay, here is your money" said the American.
"But tell me, when I first offered the wager I saw you leave. Where did you go?'
The Irishman replied, "Well sir, 5,000 euros is a lot of money to a man like me, so I went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it."
08-02-2014, 01:41 PM #2
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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08-02-2014, 01:41 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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Like a boss lmao.gif
08-02-2014, 04:13 PM #4
yankees skier
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08-02-2014, 04:16 PM #5
yankees skier
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08-02-2014, 04:25 PM #6
Shadow Incognito Anonymous
(08-02-2014, 04:16 PM)yankees Wrote:  PIN!!

Well done Yankees beercheer.gif
08-02-2014, 04:27 PM #7
yankees skier
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(08-02-2014, 04:25 PM)Shadow Wrote:  
(08-02-2014, 04:16 PM)yankees Wrote:  PIN!!

Well done Yankees beercheer.gif


08-02-2014, 04:58 PM #8
Kreeper Griobhtha
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I am speaking of the life of a man who knows that the world is not given by his fathers, but borrowed from his children; who has undertaken to cherish it and do it no damage, not because he is duty-bound, but because he loves the world and loves his children… - Wendell Berry, 1971
08-02-2014, 05:01 PM #9
Gumby AKA Chtumby
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Don’t waste your time online, invest it with steemit.com
08-02-2014, 06:54 PM #10
Octo Mother Superior
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Meanwhile in Finland chuckle.gif

Beer floating event attracts thousands

The phenomenally good weather of summer 2014 attracted thousands to the annual Kaljakellunta beer floating event on the Vantaanjoki River on Saturday. Helsinki Police reported in the afternoon that the record number of imbibing revellers had behaved well so far, with no disturbances.

The Beer floating event has no official organizer and the date is decided each year on online social forums. The Facebook description of the event reads as follows:

“The Beer floating event consists of a random number of beer-drinking people floating in cheap rubber boats or other flotation devices down the Keravajoki or Vantaanjoki Rivers in the Vantaa and Helsinki area.”


Summer fun, as only the Finns can do it. Image: Vesa Moilanen / Lehtikuva


08-02-2014, 07:33 PM #11
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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facepalm_panda.gif The fartest north trailer park in teh world.

08-02-2014, 07:42 PM #12
Octo Mother Superior
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Hey, it's the Finnish way! lmao.gif

More pics: http://narulelu.blogspot.fi/2014/08/kalj...kuvia.html
08-02-2014, 11:11 PM #13
yankees skier
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Looks like fun. If you're into having fun. beercheer.gif

08-03-2014, 05:31 AM #14
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So is there a grizzly bear downstream waiting for his dinner?

Let's make 5G safe by installing zirconium ceramic bricks to the cell masts. It will save the providers billions of dollars quickly by reducing interference.

Can you ask yourself "Why do I love discovering how my protons can experience Loving Kindness?"
08-03-2014, 12:25 PM #15
Octo Mother Superior
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Polar bears




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