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10-19-2016, 12:53 AM #16
White Ribbon call me
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So if he is going to love himself today does that mean there was a happy ending?

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10-19-2016, 03:36 AM #17
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(10-19-2016, 12:53 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  So if he is going to love himself today does that mean there was a happy ending?

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Not unless he got $2 .. damn now I got a Chinese voice in my head sayin " $2.00 happy ending " .. gotta stop smoking this stuff lol .
10-19-2016, 12:36 PM #18
Octo Mother Superior
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I want to believe there was a happy ending

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10-19-2016, 01:31 PM #19
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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When you commit suicide you leave a huge mess.

A mess you wont clean up.

They call an ambulance driver to drive your body to the morgue, then the coroner gets paid to determine your cause of death.

Someone has to pay the crime scene cleanup people if you did it messy. its the cops job fill out paper work.

The mess doesnt stop there.

Someones got to pay a funeral director. the coffin maker has to make a box. the gravedigger has to make a hole.

and there's the psychological mess too...

your survivors need to see therapists. or maybe they buy drugs and alcohol.

you leave a huge mess...

so when you commit suicide,... you're really being a job creator. And isnt that what America needs right now?

Namaste OP, Namaste!

İmage

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10-19-2016, 02:20 PM #20
White Ribbon call me
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(10-19-2016, 03:36 AM)saviour12631 Wrote:  
(10-19-2016, 12:53 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  So if he is going to love himself today does that mean there was a happy ending?

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Not unless he got $2 .. damn now I got a Chinese voice in my head sayin " $2.00 happy ending " .. gotta stop smoking this stuff lol .

A $2 happy ending doesn't sound like it would be that fun..

Call me fussy..

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10-19-2016, 02:21 PM #21
White Ribbon call me
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(10-19-2016, 12:36 PM)Octo Wrote:  I want to believe there was a happy ending

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You gave him a happy ending?

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10-19-2016, 02:22 PM #22
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
(10-19-2016, 01:31 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  When you commit suicide you leave a huge mess.

A mess you wont clean up.

They call an ambulance driver to drive your body to the morgue, then the coroner gets paid to determine your cause of death.

Someone has to pay the crime scene cleanup people if you did it messy. its the cops job fill out paper work.

The mess doesnt stop there.

Someones got to pay a funeral director. the coffin maker has to make a box. the gravedigger has to make a hole.

and there's the psychological mess too...

your survivors need to see therapists. or maybe they buy drugs and alcohol.

you leave a huge mess...

so when you commit suicide,... you're really being a job creator. And isnt that what America needs right now?

Namaste OP, Namaste!

İmage

Another happy ending..

Word..

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10-19-2016, 02:43 PM #23
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:31,283 Threads:1,438 Joined:Feb 2011
(10-19-2016, 02:22 PM)the white wabbit Wrote:  
(10-19-2016, 01:31 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  When you commit suicide you leave a huge mess.

A mess you wont clean up.

They call an ambulance driver to drive your body to the morgue, then the coroner gets paid to determine your cause of death.

Someone has to pay the crime scene cleanup people if you did it messy. its the cops job fill out paper work.

The mess doesnt stop there.

Someones got to pay a funeral director. the coffin maker has to make a box. the gravedigger has to make a hole.

and there's the psychological mess too...

your survivors need to see therapists. or maybe they buy drugs and alcohol.

you leave a huge mess...

so when you commit suicide,... you're really being a job creator. And isnt that what America needs right now?

Namaste OP, Namaste!

İmage

Another happy ending..

Word..

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Just like Happy Tree Friends...


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10-19-2016, 04:11 PM #24
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
Posts:14,898 Threads:420 Joined:Jun 2012
(10-19-2016, 01:31 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  When you commit suicide you leave a huge mess.

A mess you wont clean up.

They call an ambulance driver to drive your body to the morgue, then the coroner gets paid to determine your cause of death.

Someone has to pay the crime scene cleanup people if you did it messy. its the cops job fill out paper work.

The mess doesnt stop there.

Someones got to pay a funeral director. the coffin maker has to make a box. the gravedigger has to make a hole.

and there's the psychological mess too...

your survivors need to see therapists. or maybe they buy drugs and alcohol.

you leave a huge mess...

so when you commit suicide,... you're really being a job creator. And isnt that what America needs right now?

Namaste OP, Namaste!

İmage

This is true as I once worked at a police records department and one person who committed suicide left a note, apologizing for the mess he left behind...meaning his body. That was hard to take.
10-19-2016, 04:15 PM #25
saviour12631 Member
Posts:168 Threads:11 Joined:Sep 2016
(10-19-2016, 02:20 PM)the white wabbit Wrote:  
(10-19-2016, 03:36 AM)saviour12631 Wrote:  
(10-19-2016, 12:53 AM)the white wabbit Wrote:  So if he is going to love himself today does that mean there was a happy ending?

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Not unless he got $2 .. damn now I got a Chinese voice in my head sayin " $2.00 happy ending " .. gotta stop smoking this stuff lol .

A $2 happy ending doesn't sound like it would be that fun..

Call me fussy..

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Wow .. you are fussy . Maybe it's a Vietnamese voice and a throwback to the war .. or a subconscious diety haunting me saying $2.00 dolla happy ending



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