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good friday jokes
03-30-2013, 04:38 AM #1
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Roger left for the service at 10:45 on Good Friday morning. However, instead of going to church, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spent his entire pay packet.

Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who castigated Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?'

Roger replied grimly, 'That would be fine with me.'

Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

By the Thursday, the swelling had gone down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye

03-30-2013, 04:47 AM #2
whaler Double Smoked Timbit
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Surprise Bank Closure

One day just before Easter Eddie pulled into the supermarket car park. His wife Brenda had picked up a few things and was waiting for him.

"Hi, honey," Eddie cheerfully said as Brenda got into the car. "How was your day?

"I can't believe it," Brenda said. "It looks like our bank is in trouble."

"What?" Eddie asked.

"It's closing at the end of the week," Brenda replied.

That can't be right," Eddie said. "It's a national bank!"

"Well it's true," Brenda came back. "I have seen the sign in the window."

"What sign?" Eddie asked.

"Drive passed the bank and you'll see," Brenda replied. Eddie headed in the direction of the bank.

"Right there," Brenda said as they drove by the bank. "See the sign? It says, 'We Will Be Closed for Good Friday!' "

03-30-2013, 05:24 PM #3
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"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
04-03-2013, 01:55 AM #4
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04-03-2013, 01:55 AM #5
Octo Mother Superior
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Ok, we're all about dealing with life laughing about anything, but that's cutting it real close. damned.gif
04-03-2013, 03:57 AM #6
bohica Member
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Almost like you're saying "taint funny".

I'm in my seventh decade on Earth. I know things.
04-03-2013, 12:22 PM #7
whaler Double Smoked Timbit
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oy vey hmm.gif spank.gif
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04-04-2013, 06:28 AM #8
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(04-03-2013, 12:22 PM)whaler Wrote:  oy vey hmm.gif spank.gif

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