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06-02-2012, 08:56 PM #46
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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You had to say Lamb of God...



06-03-2012, 08:42 PM #47
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Uh,,, what was the premise of the thread again ?

Oh yeah,, Worth of Kritterbox on the net.

Ok, seem's those must be internet fiat dollars or something,,, right?

If however we can patent our Madness
Cause a Social Fad to be born of that madness,,,

and it hits over $2Mil

I think the Island is gonna be needed real quick.

or an Abandoned Ghost Town.

One reason

All great minds are crazy
all Crazy attracts Crazy

Hugely,, over populated with Crazies, cannot be a good thing.

So, here's
to the crazy bastards, who danced fingers in the threads,,

Crazy fingers, crazy minds
crazy words
and crazy times

Crazy Values of Craziness,,,
have to be crazy,,, to value this

Crazy World, with Crazy thoughts
Crazy Girls and Crazy BOTS

sometimes i gotta question some shit
can't be too crazy. if somethings wrong with it

Sidewalk Crazy, on a dead end street
Snide Talk Crazy,, with deadened Feet

Beat Town Goonies, with Crazy Shoes
Sweet Grown Loonies, with the schizoid Blues

Fry Brain Schizoid, don't look here
Fried Brains don't think too clear

Speakin' Paranoia out of my Ass
Seekin' Solace into my past

It works for me
does it work for you
it ought to work for all of mankind too

Gonna Go public with the Kritter Box
sell some shares to buy some socks

Overnight success never comes
to crazy ass writer bums
but we be Golden posters of an Iron Age
and when we be sold and all the rage
we'll get real rich, buy an Island of Sand
Tents we'll pitch, lie with a Tan
Brew the Beer, cook Bacon on a grill

06-03-2012, 08:55 PM #48
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,581 Threads:79 Joined:Feb 2011


You just might have that overnight success, Cynicalabsurdance,
if you'd find the right band to perform your sweet lyrics!

06-03-2012, 09:02 PM #49
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,380 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011

I got interupted,, stoner.

anyway, one of you can pick that one up where i left off.

whats the last line again ?

Oh yeah,,

Brew the beer, cook bacon on a grill

Ah,,, somebody jump in
06-03-2012, 09:09 PM #50
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,581 Threads:79 Joined:Feb 2011
Alas, I am afraid my muse has abandoned me for the time being... 13.gif
06-04-2012, 12:22 AM #51
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,380 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
alrighty then

i"ll pick it up


get us shakin'
,,,,with jed's still
gonna eat, gonna drink
wash our feet
,,,, in the kitchen sink

Crazy People with a place to squat
Crazy people had a thought
To sell a site and buy some land
in a place that's,,
outta sight,
and outta hand

Island livin' in the sun
keep on givin' so much fun

Tan all day, even Tan at night
Tan our Bones in broad daylight

Crazy Island with crazy trees
crazy people on crazy ski's

Own a Crazy Island,,,
out of thin Air
Crazy Smilin, as we share
Those Crazy thoughts,,,
and Crazy Dreams
we're as Crazy,,,,,,
as it seems

06-04-2012, 12:42 AM #52
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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06-04-2012, 04:06 AM #53
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,380 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
That will be in the Key of "G" thank you
06-04-2012, 03:31 PM #54
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif No probs!


06-04-2012, 10:11 PM #55
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,380 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
As John Popper sang at the end of his song: Sweet Talking Hippie:::::

Thank You
06-04-2012, 10:32 PM #56
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,581 Threads:79 Joined:Feb 2011
These lobotomutins were made for walkin
- And that's just what they'll do


One day these lobotomutins
are gonna walk
all over you

06-05-2012, 06:27 PM #57
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,380 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
Yep, they will,,,

Just not on our crazy Island,,

Cause even Mutins,,
are not Crazy enough
to walk into a Crazy House
with Crazy Cynical Absurd Dancers
06-05-2012, 06:33 PM #58
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I've never had any dancers but I always thought henchmen like the Joker and Cat Woman had would be okay for such events.


06-05-2012, 07:30 PM #59
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,380 Threads:235 Joined:Feb 2011
Henchmen ?

i was once under investigation for being a hitman for the Jewish Mafia of Hollywood.


Good Ol' Rog', the enforcer.


no tellin' what tomorrow might bring

the direction today has been going,,,

pretty damned good bet,

I'll be under investigation then too,,,

for smiling on a cloudy day most likely.
06-06-2012, 02:15 PM #60
Accidental Stoner Member
Posts:8,581 Threads:79 Joined:Feb 2011
Cynicalabsurdance Wrote:for smiling on a cloudy day most likely.


Can I sit here
walk there
eat this
drink that?
Will you take away the kids
if they're too skinny too fat?

Can I sit here
go there
do this
smoke that?
Willya lock me up
if I find out
where the truth's at?

Am I a free man
in a free nation
Or just anadda slave
of the Corporation?




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