Italy,went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the
man said: Bless Me, Father for I have sinned. ... During
World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood
knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the
Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and
you have no need to confess that."
"There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with
sexual favours. This happened several times a week, and sometimes
twice on Sundays." The priest said, "That was a long time ago and
by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger.
But two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to
the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry
for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind.
I do have one more question."
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?''