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06-28-2011, 02:31 AM #1
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.........By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."
06-28-2011, 09:44 AM #2
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06-28-2011, 09:57 AM #3
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06-28-2011, 10:19 AM #4
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06-28-2011, 10:32 AM #5
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06-28-2011, 08:12 PM #6
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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night
06-29-2011, 04:01 PM #7
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06-29-2011, 04:04 PM #8
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06-29-2011, 04:09 PM #9
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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06-29-2011, 04:13 PM #10
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Biere.
06-29-2011, 04:28 PM #11
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
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(06-29-2011, 04:13 PM)yankees Wrote:  hug.gif good morning yuck fan chuckle.gif

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06-29-2011, 04:39 PM #12
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06-30-2011, 12:40 AM #13
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(06-29-2011, 04:01 PM)Shadow Wrote:  İmage

BRAIN FREEZE!!!!


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I am not your rolling wheels, I am the highway
I am not your carpet ride I am the sky
I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning
I am not your autumn moon, I am the night
The night



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