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03-24-2013, 11:34 PM #1
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,383 Threads:988 Joined:Mar 2011
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.


WIFE:
- silence -

HUSBAND:
Aw Shit !
03-24-2013, 11:42 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:41,550 Threads:1,589 Joined:Feb 2011
So busted! scream.gif
03-24-2013, 11:51 PM #3
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:11,167 Threads:770 Joined:Feb 2011
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-25-2013, 01:01 AM #4
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,289 Threads:1,495 Joined:Feb 2011
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03-25-2013, 10:45 AM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,569 Threads:240 Joined:Feb 2011
Moral

never be drug into the hypothetical ,,, it gives you the idea it's ok to speak
freely .



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