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03-25-2013, 12:30 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian Coast
He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'
The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead.

Young Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'

The bloke is naturally distressed to hear of this and has a bit of a turn.

But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what the good news is.

The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few really good sized lobsters and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share.'
He hands the bloke a bag with a couple of nice lobsters and four or five crabs in it.
'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all that...

So what's the other possible good news?

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!

03-25-2013, 12:47 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lmao.gif Good lord.


03-25-2013, 12:48 AM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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03-25-2013, 01:22 AM #4
Kreeper Griobhtha
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
03-25-2013, 10:41 AM #5
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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and the Saltier she gets , the more attraction ,, , several dunks later ,,

you'll not have so much weight to bring up the cliff ,,

which gives enough strength to haul up the Lobsters ..

Oh yeah , this could be quite the venture .
03-25-2013, 12:18 PM #6
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Poor old gal.
03-25-2013, 03:31 PM #7
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03-25-2013, 11:23 PM #8
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