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06-30-2013, 01:52 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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The CIA had an opening for an
assassin.


After all the background checks,
interviews and testing were done, there were three
finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow
your instructions no matter what the
circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair
....... Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'


The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same
instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes..

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she
said. 'I had to kill him with the chair!'
06-30-2013, 02:05 AM #2
Kreeper Griobhtha
Posts:10,984 Threads:754 Joined:Feb 2011
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What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice
06-30-2013, 02:56 AM #3
IAMI Member
Posts:144 Threads:18 Joined:Apr 2013
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06-30-2013, 06:46 AM #4
Cynicalabsurdance Member
Posts:10,213 Threads:232 Joined:Feb 2011
HA !
Innovative ,,, nice lmao.gif
06-30-2013, 07:27 AM #5
whaler Double Smoked Timbit
Posts:463 Threads:35 Joined:Dec 2012
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good one ocker1
06-30-2013, 12:03 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:40,943 Threads:1,563 Joined:Feb 2011
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