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02-02-2014, 02:36 AM #1
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A Maori bloke goes down to the Brisbane wharf looking for work and comes up to the captain of a fishing boat and says,'Hey Capt'n got any work for Me?'



The captain gives him a 28 page job application and says 'Fill this out and bring it back to me'. So two days later the Maori brings it back and gives it to the Captain.


The captain takes a quick look at it and says 'OK, you're hired,now go on board and find something to do..'
Just then, this Sudanese guy comes up to the captain and says, 'Looka work, needa work.'


The captain tells him 'OK you're hired.' The Maori is standing right there and asks the captain 'Hey, you made me fill out a 28 page job application and you just hired this guy like that, Why?"


Captain replies 'He's got an honest face'.


The Maori sighs and walks onto the boat, all upset. A few days later, they're out to sea and the Maori is up in the crow's nest looking for reefs and the Sudanese guy is down on the deck mopping the deck. Just then, this huge wave comes along and washes the Sudanese guy overboard.




The Maori gets down out of the crow's nest and walks into the Captain's' office and says:

"Remember that Sudanese guy you hired with the honest face? "

" Yeah " say captain


Well, he just ƒükkêd off with your mop!"



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