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02-22-2014, 12:51 AM #1
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick.

So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '
"Hello ?"
'Is your daddy home?' '
Small voice whispered, ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,'
’May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .' ;
So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?'
‘Yes she's out in the garden too’

‘The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'
Again the ‘No’ .
'Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, He's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. '
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
' The search team just landed a helicopter '
'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
02-22-2014, 01:26 AM #2
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
lol.gif

damned.gif My kid hid on me once, in the mall, which I turned upside down very quickly. rofl.gif
02-22-2014, 02:34 AM #3
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rofl.gif If I would have tried something like that my dad would have made me wish I had actually disappeared permanently.

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02-22-2014, 02:45 AM #4
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,782 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce.

The very young produce assistant told him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. When man persisted, the boy said he'd ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.' As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.'

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.

The manager said to the boy: 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?'

'Canada, sir,' the boy replied.

'Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked.

The boy said: 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.'

The manager said: 'My wife is from Canada.'

'Really?' replied the boy. 'Who'd she play for?'



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