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03-18-2014, 12:40 PM #1
ocker1 Member
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Brikies letter to his boss

Dear sir, I am writing to inform you why I am not at work.
Yesterday, I went to check the storm damage .... at the top of the building. ..... I found that the hurricane had ... knocked down and broken .... some bricks from the chimney. .... So I rigged up a beam ... with a pulley ... to the top of the building, ... and hoisted up ... a couple of barrel ... loads of bricks.
When I had repaired .... the chimney, ... there were ... a lot of bricks ... left over, .. as well as .. the broken ones. ..... So I hoisted the barrel up again, ... and secured the rope ... at the bottom. .... I ascended once more .... to the top of the building .... and filled the barrel .. with the extra .. and the broken bricks. ..... Then returned to the ground, ... and untied the rope.
UNFORTUNATELY, ,,, the barrel was HEAVIER than I am, ... and before I realised .... what was happening, ... the barrel started down .... jerking me off my feet, ... jerking me off my feet.
I decided to hang ON to the rope, ..... and half way UP, ... I met the barrel ... coming DOWN, ... and received a severe blow to my shoulder .... and continued up, ... banging my head against the beam, ... and getting my fingers jammed in the pulley, ... breaking two of them.
When the barrel hit the ground, ...it burst it's bottom, .... allowing all the bricks ... to spill out. ..... I was now HEAVIER than the barrel, .... and so started ... DOWN ... at high speed, .. high speed. ..... Half way down, ... I met the barrel .... coming UP, .... breaking one leg ... and receiving severe injuries ... to the other shin. .... When I hit the ground, ... I landed.. on the bricks, ... getting several painful cuts ... and nasty bruises .... from the sharp edges.
At this point, ..this point, ... I must have .... temporarily, .... lost my presence of mind, .. because I .. let go the rope.
The barrel ... the barrel, ..... the BARREL, .. then came down ... giving me another heavy blow to the head, .... so I am now ... in .. hospital.
I respectfully ... request .. sick leave.
................ Yours ........,
03-18-2014, 12:44 PM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
Posts:30,207 Threads:1,484 Joined:Feb 2011
lol.gif Maybe writing with a head injury isn't the best idea.
03-18-2014, 12:46 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
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lmao.gif That must have happened. rofl.gif
03-18-2014, 01:27 PM #4
NODOOM Truthtard
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That was a barrel of laughs. lmao.gif
03-19-2014, 03:02 AM #5
ocker1 Member
Posts:2,264 Threads:930 Joined:Mar 2011
here's where it came from "The Dubliners "

03-19-2014, 04:53 AM #6
Ruby Wolf Member
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(03-18-2014, 01:27 PM)NODOOM Wrote:  That was a barrel of laughs. lmao.gif



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