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03-30-2014, 07:54 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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03-30-2014, 12:57 PM #2
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03-30-2014, 01:01 PM #3
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lol.gif That could actually happen! damned.gif

03-30-2014, 01:15 PM #4
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03-30-2014, 01:54 PM #5
Accidental Stoner Member
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Well, I've got neither, so I'm safe.
03-30-2014, 04:43 PM #6
UniqueStranger Art in my heart
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03-30-2014, 07:13 PM #7
Cynicalabsurdance Member
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Conversation of years ago

Bob : " Hey Rog',,, I've been humping your girlfriend "

Rog' : " So that's why she's been a lot less of a BITCH ,,, thanks man ,,, here's $20 for
the peace I've had while you've been servicing her "

Bob : " WTF,, I thought you'd be pissed dude ? "

Rog' : " HA !

Bob : " What's so funny ? "

Rog' : " The fact that you saved me from having to service her ,,, and that allowed
for me to save my energy to use on your wife and sister ,,, sometimes both of them
at once ,,,,

" say, why don't you take my girlfriend full time ,,, I'll throw in another $100 ,,
and tell you how to make your wife cum "

Bob : " F_CK YOU MAN ! "

Rog' :" Nope , after doing both your sister and wife , I'm too tired to F_ck you ,,
why not go f_ck yourself ,
you might make another $20 ,,, that is if you can make you cum "
03-30-2014, 09:13 PM #8
Ruby Wolf Member
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(03-30-2014, 01:01 PM)JayRodney Wrote:  lol.gif That could actually happen! damned.gif
Theres prisons all over the world housing multitudes of inmates male and female alike who have murdered their cheating spouses and or the people they were cheating on them with,that is,the ones who were caught,because if someones really good at it,being a two faced back stabber living a double life,they'll probably never get found out for a long time,if at all,but i can never understand why so many people throw away their life by killing someone who doesnt even love them?!

According to expert psychologists again and again the vast majority of killers are the result of a horrible coalescence of receiving no love as a child,along with fearlessness genes passed down from their fathers,along with pre frontal lobe disorders resulting from either genetic brain damage or head trauma suffered upon and within vital emotional decision making areas of their damaged brains that are not receiving the proper amounts of vital oxygen,causing and creating anti social ticking time bomb personalities unable to relate and feel for someone elses pain and anguish?!

As for example when someone rudely cuts me off while driving in traffic my first gut instinct is "i'll kill that son of a bitch" but my brains not damaged so i dont do it and i just quickly let it go and forget about it and drive away no harm done to myself or anyone else,while deranged psychopaths within the same situation will go ahead and chase down the person and f###en kill em like wow,think about it,its true...

But hey who really gives a damn that those mental defectives are keeping the police in business at the slaughtered expense of annihilated innocence all around us night and day?!



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