"Honey, a car hit me as I left the office. Paula brought me to the hospital.
They have been doing tests and taking X-rays.
The blow to my head was very strong, but fortunately it seems that it did not cause any serious injury.
But I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, a lacerated live,r and they may have to amputate the right foot."
Wife texts back:
"Who is Paula?"