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10-30-2014, 09:06 AM #1
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I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre
and rolled down the car windows to make sure
my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,


"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"


"Stay! Stay!"



The driver of a nearby car,

a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said,

(this is going to hurt read on)


"Why don't you just put it in 'Park'?"
10-30-2014, 10:20 AM #2
White Ribbon call me
Posts:9,779 Threads:371 Joined:Apr 2013
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10-30-2014, 03:15 PM #3
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,361 Threads:1,482 Joined:Feb 2011
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10-30-2014, 11:25 PM #4
j browsing Member
Posts:5,158 Threads:1,098 Joined:Jul 2012
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"when life gives you lemons..throw them at someone"...Grumpy Cat good.png
10-30-2014, 11:43 PM #5
Shadow Mrs. Buckwheat
Posts:12,777 Threads:1,182 Joined:Feb 2011
A Man and Woman were married for many years .

Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

Then one evening, he died when he was 98.

After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife said, " Let him dig . I had him buried upside down . . . and I know he won't ask for directions . "
10-30-2014, 11:55 PM #6
Octo Mother Superior
Posts:43,361 Threads:1,482 Joined:Feb 2011
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