His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and
listens to the tirade...
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the
dishes aren't done !
Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered
with cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?
"Because he's thinking of getting married."