Husband: I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : What is her height ?
Husband : Oh, 5 something .. . .
Sergeant : Build?
Husband : Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : Colour of eyes?
Husband : Never noticed.
Sergeant : Colour of hair?
Husband : Changes according to season.
Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : Yes.
Sergeant : What kind of car was it?
Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark grey metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
At this point the husband started crying...
Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We’ll find your car.