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12-10-2014, 12:55 PM #1
ocker1 Member
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
12-10-2014, 01:00 PM #2
Octo Mother Superior
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12-10-2014, 01:22 PM #3
DaJavoo If looks could kilt
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Lawyers.
12-10-2014, 03:25 PM #4
Ruby Wolf Member
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A person gets a call from their doctor who says "I have good news and bad news which do you want to hear first? and the person says "Well tell me the good news and the doctor says "You have only one day to live" and the person says "What if thats the good news then what the hell is the bad news?! and the doctor says "I tried to call you yesterday"
12-10-2014, 03:28 PM #5
Ruby Wolf Member
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Indian fathers named their children after the first things they saw right after their babies were born...

An indian dad steps out of his tepee and sees..."Running Bear"

An indian dad steps out of his tepee and sees..."Falling Eagle"

An indian dad steps out of his tepee and sees..."Laughing Deer"

An indian dad steps out of his tepee and sees..."Crying Rabbit"

An indian dad steps out of his tepee and sees..."Two Dogs F###ing"
12-10-2014, 03:51 PM #6
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif Lawyers indeed.

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12-10-2014, 08:29 PM #7
misterbumps Member
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(12-10-2014, 03:25 PM)Cosmic August Wrote:  A person gets a call from their doctor who says "I have good news and bad news which do you want to hear first? and the person says "Well tell me the good news and the doctor says "You have only one day to live" and the person says "What if thats the good news then what the hell is the bad news?! and the doctor says "I tried to call you yesterday"

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I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
12-10-2014, 08:31 PM #8
misterbumps Member
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(12-10-2014, 12:55 PM)ocker1 Wrote:  A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is."
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

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I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?



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