His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. So, he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Sandy Bay houses."
"Sybil, you take the apartments over in Salamanca."
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in Battery Point."
The nurse is just blown away by all this and, as Doug slips away she says, "Mrs Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."
Sarah replies, "Property? .... The bastard had a paper run!"