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01-05-2015, 07:46 AM #1
ocker1 Member
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...............He is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him. So, he says to them:

"Bernie, I want you to take the Sandy Bay houses."

"Sybil, you take the apartments over in Salamanca."

"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in Battery Point."

The nurse is just blown away by all this and, as Doug slips away she says, "Mrs Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

Sarah replies, "Property? .... The bastard had a paper run!"
01-05-2015, 08:25 AM #2
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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chuckle.gif I had to look up what a paper run was. blink.gif It's a paper route in US English.
Damn, sometimes I'm thick as a brick. brick.gifsheep.gif


01-05-2015, 08:27 AM #3
nobody Member
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01-05-2015, 08:44 AM #4
ocker1 Member
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was a "Paper round " when I was a kid , and done by us kids on our bikes , just chuckin the papers on the peoples lawns
01-05-2015, 08:45 AM #5
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01-05-2015, 09:37 AM #6
misterbumps Member
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(01-05-2015, 08:45 AM)the white ribbon Wrote:  
(01-05-2015, 08:25 AM)JayRodney Wrote:  chuckle.gif I had to look up what a paper run was. blink.gif It's a paper route in US English.
Damn, sometimes I'm thick as a brick. brick.gifsheep.gif


we call women "birds" too.. well, not me, my dad does.. a root is a Fekk.. "she/he was a good root" is a common expression.. all class.. 13.gif


I can see by your coat my friend you're from the other side. Just one thing I got to know. Who won?
01-05-2015, 09:45 AM #7
JayRodney ⓐⓛⓘⓔⓝ
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lol.gif I'd be all kinds of confused.




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